We laughed and pointed when we saw this last night, but Lorenzo had a change of heart this morning, as Lorenzo has been known to do.   Florence Welch attends the Met Gala 2012 in NYC in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Collection And his argument essentially...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

GURL! Karolina Kurkova attends the Met Gala 2012 in a Rachel Zoe Collection gown paired with Sergio Rossi shoes and Fred Leighton jewelry. SHUTTING IT THE FUCK DOWN! NECK ROLLS AND THREE SNAPS IN Z FORMATION! SERVING UP STUDIO 54 COCAINE-FUELED REALNESS! SUPERMODEL! DIVA MAGNIFICA! MISS ROSS...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

The minute we saw these two last night, we knew they were getting the Pairs Division slot. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the Met Gala 2012 in NYC. Jessical Biel wore Prada dress, shoes and clutch paired with Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Justin Timberlake wore a Tom Ford tuxedo. The...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Like two fussy gay uncles, we just want to run up to Carey and hiss at her to stop making faces because she’s ruining her dress. Carey Mulligan attends the Met Gala in a Prada dress and shoes paired with Neil Lane Jewelry. Honey, never purse your lips in pictures. It’s a look that...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, in case you got drunk and passed out without the news reaching your ears, you probably already know that last night was Fashion’s Prom Night, otherwise known as the Met Gala. What does that mean for you? Why, at least a hundred self-important celebs wearing millions of dollars...