What’s with the sinister feel running through so many of the menswear collections this season? And what’s with the tendency to liken masculinity to serial killers? Creepy. It’s like everyone’s collectively working out some issues at the same time. Still, while this...
Thom Browne Fall 2012 Menswear CollectionThis is the kind of collection where, if it had been womenswear, half the people who saw it would come away convinced that the designer is a misogynist. Don’t look to us for an explanation. We get that Thom Browne made his name by questioning modern menswear proportions and we get that... Burberry Prorsum Fall 2012 Menswear CollectionThere’s a sort of “dandy Sherlock Holmes meets ’60s mod schoolboy” feel to this collection, which means it couldn’t possibly be any more British even if they were all sipping tea as “God Save the Queen” played while they walked the runway. Lorenzo is... Bottega Veneta Fall 2012 Menswear CollectionIt’s kind of hard to make the basic suit look interesting in this day and age, but Bottega Veneta managed it with this collection. We’re totally digging the color-blocking here. Although the rise on those pants are so low, we think we’ll probably stick just to the suit... Jon Hamm, DogwalkerDarlings, Mad Men is coming back to our television screens on March 25th. We just wanted you to know that. Exciting, yes? We hope we can remember everyone’s names! To make this post more visually interesting, here are some pictures of Jon Hamm walking his dog that will surely make the... In or Out: Darren CrissSometimes, having two bitchy gay bloggers for the price of one makes things very simple. One look at these pictures and we both took directly opposing arguments. Darren Criss makes his Broadway debut in “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying” in New York City.... Josh Holloway is LostWe so wanted to do Josh as an In or Out. And we’re so never going to stop driving that joke into the ground. Josh Holloway at the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in New York City. But the fact of the matter is, Josh – who is, by the way, lovely... Jude Law, Straight Up DandyIt’s always so encouraging to see a straight man who gets it, don’t you find? Jude Law attends the European premiere of 360 at the Opening Night Gala of The 55th BFI London Film Festival. Granted, we could do without the hat, but it’s been well established that the Brits... Michael Fassbender, Pulling a JolieWe already had this post in the pipeline when the commentariat rose up as one and answered the question: “YEA or NAY: Guys in Turtlenecks?” with “MICHAEL FASSBENDER, BITCHES.” And it’s true, the man was a delicious scoop of turtleneck-y goodness in that X-Men... Yea or Nay: The Return of the TurtleneckGQ tells us, in its typically breathless prose: “The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back.” We remain unconvinced. Turtleneck, $495 by... Simon Spurr Spring 2012 Menswear CollectionJust so you know, Lorenzo damn near wept when he saw the above suit. Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day – and we don’t mean the young men walking the runway. We mean the Simon Spurr spring 2012 collection, a gorgeous set of sleek and chic menswear looks with an English... Perry Ellis Spring 2012 Menswear CollectionThank God for the menswear shows. We will always be the type of queen who can wax rhapsodic about a dramatic gown stomping down a runway, but sometimes, a boy just needs to look at cute boys in boy clothes. Especially if a boy (or boys) covets practically every piece those cute boys are... DKNY Menswear Spring 2012 CollectionThe very first show of our Fashion Week, the DKNY Mens collection, couldn’t have been a better way to kick things off: cute boys in covetable clothes, all lined up on the second floor of the NASDAQ Marketsite Building, with Times Square bustling below and behind them. The setting... WERQ: Taylor LautnerHere’s your pretty for the day, darlings. Don’t look at us like that; he’s way too young for us. But strapping heterosexual Taylor Lautner does cut a fine figure when he plays dressup, doesn’t he? Taylor Lautner attends the premiere of “Abduction,” in... In or Out: Dominic CooperAw, we feel a little bad. This guy makes the effort to dandy himself up – something that fills us with joy and hope for the future, since so few men in the public eye make the same effort – and this’ll be the second time in a month we’re going to bitch at him for it.... Colin Farrell in New YorkColin Farrell sauntered over to The Late Show with David Letterman wearing this: … which leaves us intensely confused. He’s all “I’ve been cutting bog all day” from the waist down; “I can’t wait to get to SPLASH later so I can take my shirt off on the... In or Out: Daniel CraigIt’s high summer; fish are jumping and the cotton is high, but the opportunities for featuring male celebs in “Man on the Street” posts have dried up because the standard male celeb attire for carefully-constructed-to-look-candid photo ops is mainly t-shirts and flip-flops.... In or Out: Robert Downey, Jr.These pictures have been sitting around for a couple of days now because we weren’t entirely sure how we wanted to approach this one: Robert Downey Jr. attends the ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ Los Angeles Premiere in clothes he found along the way. We get it:... WERQ: Ryan Gosling in GucciRyan Gosling is determined to make us love him. “Ryan Gosling,” he must have said to himself as he got out of bed, “What can I, Ryan Gosling, do to make two bitchy gay fashion bloggers love me that doesn’t require the trading of sexual favors?” Ryan Gosling... Yea or Nay: MandalsIt’s time to weigh in on yet another pressing fashion issue, you guys. Namely, mantoes: should the world be shielded from exposure to these highly contentious body parts or not? Consider: Versace Of course, this also opens up the floor to discussing the socks question as well.... Lenny Kravitz in SohoIt must be exhausting being Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz out and about in Soho. All that jewelry to put on; all that artful layering to do, then you have to zhuzh your skinny pants so they’re just so, unzip your boots at the exact point where they’ll stay on but still give you... |