Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!   Cherill Green Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...