2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb27

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part ONE Jan30

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part ONE

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan16

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan13

Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...