Rihanna in Mary Katrantzou in NYC May01

Rihanna in Mary Katrantzou in NYC

Way to pick three things that absolutely don’t go together, Ri.   Rihanna heading to dinner in New York City in a Mary Katrantzou butterfly print top paired with a Givenchy pouch and Tom Ford sandal boots. Mary Katrantzou Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Charon Cooijmans Givenchy...

Taraji P. Henson in Mary Katrantzou Apr23

Taraji P. Henson in Mary Katrantzou

Oh, Taraji. Classic mistake. You over-patterned.   Taraji P. Henson attends the screening of ‘Mud’ in New York City in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood pumps. Mary Katrantzou Spring 2013 Starsailor Printed Stretch-jersey Dress Nicholas Kirkwood Neon...

Jessica Paré for L.A. Confidential Apr09

Jessica Paré for L.A. Confidential

Just like Christina Hendricks with pencil skirts and January Jones with Grace Kelly drag, it seems Jessica is going to have to muddle though quite a few “wild prints” editorials before she gets to have her own style, separate from her Mad Men character’s.   Jessica Paré...

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Lucy Liu in Mary Katrantzou Jan30

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Lucy Liu in Mary Kat...

As two people who love Miss Lucy’s fashion sense and love the work of Mary Katrantzou, we’re finding this moment to be very painful.   Oh, girl.   Lucy Liu makes an appearance on the ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ show in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with...

Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC Jan23

Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC

This is what Sarah Jessica wears to take her trash to the curb. Sarah Jessica Parker steps out for a night out in a Giambattista Valli Couture coat and a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with a Lanvin bag, Fred Leighton jewelry, and Jean-Michel Cazabat shoes. Giambattista Valli Couture Floral...

IN or OUT: Brandy in Mary Katrantzou Jan03

IN or OUT: Brandy in Mary Katrantzou

Okay, kittens. Since our first post of 2013 was all about easing into our bitchy modes, for the second post we’re going to take an even lazier tack, under the guise of easing you into your new year of bitchery. Besides, it’s been far too long since we had a good ol’ IN or...

Bella Heathcote in Mary Katrantzou

Bella Heathcote attends the Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style honoring Bulgari and Mr. Nicola Bulgari in Beverly Hills, California in a Mary Katrantzou dress. Mary Katrantzou Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marine van Outryve     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

IN or OUT: Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou Oct30

IN or OUT: Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou

Darlings, we need to work through the following issue together. You see, we don’t know quite what to think of this look. Let’s all sit in a circle and talk out our feelings.   Kerry Washington attends the premiere of ‘The Details’ in Los Angeles in a Mary...

In or Out: Hailee Steinfeld in Mary Katrantzou Sep21

In or Out: Hailee Steinfeld in Mary Katrantzou

Haillee Steinfeld, it’s time to face it like a woman. The Bitter Kittens are going to have their say. We ask you, darlings…   Hailee Steinfeld attends ELLE & Sundance Channel celebrating ‘All On The Line With Joe Zee’ in West Hollywood in a Mary Katrantzou...

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2 May08

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: January Jones May04

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: January Jones

Oh, Miss JJ. Tsk. January Jones attends the ‘La Revolution Bleue’ Special Screening in NYC in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Sergio Rossi pumps. Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Veronika Peshkova It’s funny. We would’ve thought that after Fat Betty was...

Kelly Osbourne in Mary Katrantzou Apr24

Kelly Osbourne in Mary Katrantzou

Maybe we should start mainlining pour a second cup of coffee, because we’re very confused by what we’re seeing here and keep staring at it like an optical illusion, waiting for the vase or the old lady to appear before our eyes.   Kelly Osbourne attends the Kreiss 75th...

Katy Perry for Teen Vogue Apr09

Katy Perry for Teen Vogue

Katy’s on the cover of Teen Vogue! Let’s all put on records and dance in the basement and then go smoke Parliaments in the bathroom! Or whatever it is “teens” do these days when they’re excited. “Sext” each other, probably.   Katy Perry featured...

Fall 2012 Trends: Ornate Mar27

Fall 2012 Trends: Ornate

  Valentino It makes a certain amount of sense when you think about. The world economy remains a frightening, unsteady thing, so of course the runways wind up clogged with a bunch of models who look like wallpaper in Versailles. Aquilano.Rimondi Balmain Dolce & Gabbana Giles Marchesa...

Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection Feb22

Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection

God, it must be so great to see things the way Mary Katrantzou does; with that seemingly innate ability she has to take the most banal imagery and turn it into the most eye-popping prints and shapes you’ll ever see. She explained that this time around, she wanted to use waves of colors...

Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags Feb02

Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags

Longchamp has teamed up with Mary Katrantzou to create a capsule collection of fun, colorful handbags inspired by her Spring 2012 collection. And we LOVE them. Do you?   Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags: Yea or Nay?   [Photo Credit:...

Dianna Agron in Mary Katrantzou Dec10

Dianna Agron in Mary Katrantzou

And just because we’re all about the juxtapositions here at T Lo International Unfair Comparisons, Inc. … Dianna Agron at the celebration of her Nylon magazine cover in LA in Mary Katrantzou. Mary Katrantzou Mixed Floral-Print Crepe Dress Lea Michele never met a sexy dress she...

Mary Katrantzou Spring 2012 Collection Sep21

Mary Katrantzou Spring 2012 Collection

Darlings, these two bloggers still have a ton of New York Fashion Week collections to bring to you, but we’re feeling the siren call of London across the Atlantic and we simply must start featuring the collections walking down runways across the pond. We always eagerly await Mary...

V Magazine: New Direction Editorial Jan10

V Magazine: New Direction Editorial

Coming up next. V MAGAZINE issue #69 Editorial: “NEW DIRECTION” Photography by Peter Funch Styling by Catherine Newell-Hanson Featured fashion by Marco De Vincenzo, Louise Gray, Michael Van Der Ham, Meadham Kirchhoff, J.W. Anderson, Felipe Oliveira Baptista, Graeme Armour, Pedro...

Future Fashion: Tilda Swinton Mar15

Future Fashion: Tilda Swinton

Kittens, we’re on the mend, but until we’re back to full bitchy capabilities, here’s some fabulous eye candy for you. To celebrate London Fashion Week, Tilda Swinton is featured in AnOther Magazine wearing dresses made by British designers depicting the future of British...