Oh, Miss Mary J. We don’t know about this one.   Mary J. Blige attends the 2013 Joyful Heart Foundation Gala in New York City. We feel like we can’t even see what she’s wearing clearly because our eyes keep getting pulled in so many directions. Although it didn’t...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. We love you mostly because you are an old-school diva who brings it in ways your younger, lesser counterparts simply have yet to master. That doesn’t mean you don’t dress a little crazy. In fact, the Way of the Diva practically requires the...

Despite its long history and reputation for sartorial splendor, there’s a problem facing ladystars who attempt to make a day of it at the Kentucky Derby. You can dress in derby-appropriate attire, or you can have your picture taken on the red carpet. You can’t really do both...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

T Lo just can’t stop celebrating VH1′s Divas Celebrates Soul, darlings. Let’s all judge what the self-proclaimed divas wore on stage, shall we? Mary J. Blige Okay, maybe that last outfit’s not quite as friendly to her as she hoped, but she doesn’t need us telling...

Darlings, if you know anything at all about us, then you know we are all about promoting the Way of the Diva. As such, could there possibly be anyone more appropriate to discuss the red carpet stylings at the taping of “VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul?” No. There is not. Hit it, ladies....

The Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. Who better than you to get her diva on for Elle by wrapping herself up in fur and giving face? No one, darling. No one better than you. What becomes a legend most? This’ll do nicely. Yes, this will piss off the anti-fur advocates and we don’t...

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

  Darlings, it was a cocktail party and dinner hosted in honor of designer Michael Kors during Paris Fashion Week at the U.S Embassy in Paris and Anna Wintour (in Balenciaga) silently judged everyone who walked in the door.  We were never very good at the whole silence thing...