Darlings, is this kind of elegant? Marisa Tomei attends 2013 Creative Time Spring Gala in Brooklyn, New York City. Or is it just pure circus tent? We like the colors on her, and we might even get behind the shape, but the whole thing looks so badly stitched together. The very definition of a...

You guys, Marisa Tomei is officially in a style rut. We didn’t want to say anything the last couple of times we featured her, hoping that the occasional style stumble was just that, but no. Miss Lady is in TROUBLE.   Marisa Tomei attends the premiere of ‘Flick’ in New...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Oooh, we don’t know, kittens…   Marisa Tomei attends Special Dinner And Reception Celebrating Elizabeth Taylor’s Bvlgari Jewelry Collection in Roksanda Ilincic. Roksanda Ilincic Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Charlotte Tomaszewska Nicholas Kirkwood Leather-trimmed Macramé...

After the industrial accident of an outfit she wore last time we checked in on her, it’s comforting to know that Marisa has found her way back to her version of chic:   Marisa Tomei attends opening of Christian Dior boutique in Beverly Hills, California in head-to-toe Christian...

If you scroll down slowly, Marisa appears to be performing some sort of interpretive modern dance.   Marisa Tomei attends The British Fashion Council cocktail party in Marios Schwab. Marios Schwab Spring 2012 Collection And if we were to venture a guess, we think what she’s trying...

We kinda love this.   Marisa Tomei arrives at the premiere of ‘Inescapable’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Jonathan Saunders. Jonathan Saunders Pre-Fall 2012 Collection And we kinda think Marisa is one of a very tiny group of celebs who could make this...

Darlings, we veer wildly back and forth on this outfit. Never so far as hating it, but not quite sure if we love it. Marisa Tomei attends the Berluti Menswear Spring 2013 show in Paris in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Aperlaï sandals. Roksanda Ilincic Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Aperlaï...

Y’know what we love most about Marisa?   Marisa Tomei attends the British Fashion Council’s LONDON Show ROOMS LA opening cocktail party in a Peter Pilotto dress. Peter Pilotto Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Daiane Conterato She never picks the easy way to dress. In fact,...

We have questions for you, Marisa Tomei. Marisa Tomei attends the Premiere “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Marios Schwab Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Quirine Engel First off, who drew the mustache on...

We’re a bit torn on this one because intellectually we know this is kind of a tough dress to pull off … Proenza Schouler Fall 2011 Collection And yet there she is, somehow pulling it off. Don’t get us wrong, it’s a gorgeous design and a beautiful print, but that shape...

Darlings, let’s do a little rundown of some of the more notable looks from Day One of the Venice Film Festival, shall we? Diane Kruger in Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Very pretty. We liked the neckline better on the...

We’re really not sure what to think of this getup Marisa’s sporting. Walk with us.   Marisa Tomei at the “The Ides Of March” Photocall during the 68th Venice Film Festival in Preen. Preen Fall 2011 Collection We liked the similar blouse from the same collection...

This look is like a tutorial on how to make questionable design elements work AND how and when to deploy neutrals. Sit up and get your notebooks out. Marisa Tomei attends the “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” World Premiere in New York City in a Vivienne Westwood dress paired with Sergio...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

Darlings, there’s so much shit to talk about! Dresses, dresses, dresses! How are we ever going to get it all done this week? We’re just going to have to let go and let God, kittens. Plus, vodka. Hit it! Marisa Tomei in Atelier Versace That’s a lot of dress, perhaps too much...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...