Here she is, folks: your Daisy Buchanan, star of the upcoming Gatsby, Carey Mulligan, in one of the worst pictures of her we’ve ever seen:   Carey Mulligan covers the May 2013 issue of Vogue Magazine photographed by Mario Testino in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Seriously, Vogue....

Vogue October 2012 Issue Editorial: “Poise And Passion” Photographer: Mario Testino Model: Keira Knightley Stylist: Grace Coddington Hair: Julien D’Ys Makeup: Stephane Marais Chanel Fall 2012 Couture Collection Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection Armani Privé Fall...

Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now, has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue...

Really, Nicole? REALLY?   Nicole Kidman coves the latest issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino. Makeup: James Kaliardos (Art + Commerce). Hair: Oribe For Oribe Hair Care (Oribe Agency).     Stuff like this just confuses the hell out of us. Because yes, she looks hot...

Crank the AC up as high as it’ll go, darlings. Your pretty for the day is Michael Kors’ fur-and sweater-wrapped fall 2012 ad campaign, which WWD described as  “a latter-day version” of Carole Lombard and Clark Gable. We don’t know if we quite agree with that one, but it...

The fashion/celebrity blogger’s dilemma: Do we feature even more slightly off Emma Stone red carpet looks today or do we take a break and just feature slightly perfect pictures of Emma Stone? You know what? We’re a little tired of talking about her red carpet looks. Let’s go...

Here’s your pretty for the day. No, wait. Here’s your crazy for the day. But it’s kind of pretty, right? Bright colors? Dramatic backdrop? Monkeys? Let’s call it crazy-pretty and leave it at that. Light some scented candles, chant, and give your eyes a little visual...

Our gentle home has been torn apart by opposing opinions on the charms of Eddie Redmayne. Tom thinks he’s good-looking, but tends to take a terrible picture; Lorenzo just sighs as little hearts pop around his head, Sally Brown-style. Burberry Spring/Summer 2012 ad campaign starring...

Okay, we fully admit that we’re not the people best qualified to answer this (which is why we’re asking it), but…  Jennifer Lopez for the Spring 2012 issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Carine Roitfeld.   Bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana. Robe...

Darlings, let’s all pack up our fabulous Michael Kors accessories and jet off to a safari vacation, populated only by insanely good-looking bronze people with no body fat. Fashion is fantasy (most of the time) and we’ll not hear a word about how unrealistic this particular fantasy...

We’re always really hard on this little chickie because we find her toothache-inducing sweetness to be slightly insincere and her style to be somewhat… well… style-less; a version of an ingenue persona she seems to have picked up from Disney cartoons. It’s not that we...

Okay, roll your eyes at us for using the term “color story” un-ironically if you must, but: Florence Welch covers the January 2012 issue of Vogue UK magazine, photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Lucinda Chambers. The color story on this cover is gorgeous, isn’t it?...

Hi Rosie! You go ahead and continue your posing while we talk. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Moet & Chandon Etoile award ceremony to honor Mario Testino in London in a Burberry gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. We just wanted to say that, even though you’re...

We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

Okay, precious unborn fawns, we are officially tapped out after a long day of ripping reality show whores and self-involved celebrities. We don’t know about y’all, but we’re feeling the need for some hardcore PRETTY right now. If a picture’s worth a thousand words,...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...