… and her “official” promotional picture is HILARIOUS:   “These are my breasts, which have served me well in my career, and this is my waist, which doesn’t look like this in non-official pictures of myself.” Never change, Mimi. But why are your lips,...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

Girl. Honey, we can’t really count ourselves among your biggest fans, but you’ve always provided us with the pleasure of making fun of your clothes or bitching at you for charging people to listen to your vocal exercises, so on some level you HAVE provided us with some...