Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

For this collection, Georgina Chapman and Keren Craig took their inspiration from the iconic Miss Havisham of Great Expectations. It’s a good fit for the Marchesa aesthetic, which has always tended toward extremely fussy gowns with a hint of the Victorian about them. This time, the...

W Magazine March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Venus de Mila” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Craig McDean Styled by Alex White Hair by Paul Hanlon at Julian Watson Agency Makeup by Mark Carrasquillo for Art + Commerce “Venus de Mila” is a terrible pun and whoever came up...

Darlings, it’s the Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection fashion during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week! “The Heart Truth will once again bring the Red Dress to life on the runway at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, with the debut of the Red Dress Collection 2011. Being...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Darlings, we’ll get to The Fashion Show in a bit, but we’ve got some snow to shovel first. In the mean time, let’s judge other people. Heidi Klum attends InStyle’s Best Of British Talent Party in London in Marchesa.    Here’s a good example of someone...

  Jennifer Lopez attends the Fox Searchlight 2011 Golden Globe Awards Party held at The Beverly Hilton in Marchesa.   We laughed out loud when we first saw these pictures. And J Lo, if you’re reading this, we laughed WITH you, not AT you. Promise, girl! Witch’s honor! We...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

  Blake Lively attends the 2011 National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City in Marchesa.  Marchesa Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anna Lundgaard We don’t love this dress and we are sick to death of Marchesa on the RC, but...

Stay with us, bitches! We’ve got a lot of ripping ahead of us, so get your coffee and settle in. Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Fall 2008 Couture We can understand why she made the alterations, but it was a more interesting dress before them. Still, she looks beautiful, and every...

  Meryl Streep wearing Alberta Ferretti, Fred Leighton jewels and a Ferragamo clutch. Oh Mary Louise. On the one hand, we think this is the best you’ve looked on the red carpet in ages; on the other hand, we’re distressed that you’re still dressing as if you’re...

Style.com: “I wanted the whole thing to be like a fairy tale,” explained Marchesa’s designer, Georgina Chapman. “I wanted to have fantasy.” The 25 looks ably ran the gamut of what our millennial Cinderellas and Snow Whites (also known as A-listers) might clamor...

Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Darlings, it’s a testament to how far the show has come when we can find so much Project Runway at the American Music Awards. For instance, The Pussycat Dolls could have been called the Princess Puffysleeve Dolls since they’re head-to-toe in Siriano. Some of the looks were custom...

Miss Heidi is featured in the December issue of In Style magazine and on the one hand, she shows why she’s a supermodel, but on the other hand, she’s still wearing too many outfits cut all the way up to her cooch. Plus, she apparently gave the art department a workout because some...