Is this fair, darlings?   Blake Lively attends the ‘Gossip Girl’ 100 episode celebration at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City in a Marchesa dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Alex Yuryeva After all, this would seem, at...

Annie Leibovitz photographs Charlize ruining some very expensive gowns.   Charlize Theron in a Calvin Klein Spring 2012 Collection Gown in the December 2011 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Camilla Nickerson.   Darlings, prepare yourselves for...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

You guys, Joely Richardson looks so fabulous here that there are FLAMES SHOOTING OUT THE SIDE OF HER HEAD:   Joely Richardson attends the premiere of “Anonymous” during the 55th Annual Times BFI London Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Tulle and Lace Gown She is...

It looks like there was a series of meetings after Stacey went out with George in hookerwear and a quick image re-alignment was forced on the girl to get her more in line with the Clooney brand. Suddenly she’s all Princess Grace:   Stacy Keibler and George Clooney attend the...

Wow. This editorial is gorgeous, but we don’t think any mere mortal can rock those super-short bangs Rooney’s sporting. You need to be genetically superior and in the hands of world class photographers and stylists to pull those things off. Lorenzo was a bit on the nonplussed side...

What the HELL, Michelle Monaghan. Michelle Monaghan attends the 2011 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in New York City in a Marchesa dress. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Kristina Romanova As in… What the HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Once again, we are of two minds when it comes to...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

She’s got that Cowboys & Aliens movie coming out (and the trailers look awful), so Olivia Wilde rummages through LA Times Magazine’s magic fashion closet and plays dress-up for their cameras. Valentino Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (WOMEN) Olivia Wilde in the July...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Lucy Liu attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in a Marchesa dress which may have gotten caught in her limo door. Marchesa Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Fabiana Mayer Well. Here’s a dilemma. We’re not at all crazy about the original dress but we’re...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...

Darlings, the Pirates of the Caribbean PR juggernaut rolls on. Johnny and Penny showed up all fresh-scrubbed and pretty for a  photocall at Cannes. And since poor Penny wore such an ill-fitting dress the other day that the T Lo Commentariat shrieked and covered its eyes and begged us to stop...

Darlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s...

Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.   Penelope Cruz in...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Give us a dress and we’ll offer an opinion, asked-for or not, but the longer we do this bloggy thing the more we realize we simply don’t have the gay wedding gene. Bitchy as we are, you’ll never see us take up careers as wedding planners. We’d be out of business in a...

Yes, kids. It’s time to play the game that turns YOU into a bitchy gay fashion blogger just like those beloved scamps, Tom and Lorenzo. But first, let’s see who won the last round. The assignment was thus: Angie Harmon in Azarro, which prompted many responses, but the T Lo-picked...

  Gossip Girl’s Michelle Trachtenberg attends the 2011 School of American Ballet Winter Ball in New York City in Marchesa. How freaking pretty does she look? Yes, sometimes Marchesa really does make a simple, pretty gown. We love everything about this look: the soft color of the...

  Michelle Trachtenberg attends the LA premiere of “Take Me Home Tonight” in a Marchesa dress. Marchesa Fall 2010 Collection [Modified Version] Model: Sarah Dumont   Oh, “In or Out” posts. You’re going to be the death of us someday. Probably due to...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...