We always hold out hope that style-averse or style-deficient stars  – like Elizabeth here, who falls somewhere smack in the middle of those two descriptions – will get a really interesting and bold editorial thrown their way and it will somehow spur on a style surge in their...

We’re of the opinion that a lady’s clutch, especially if it’s small in size, is one area of a look where it’s hard to go over the top. Some ladies like something small, simple and envelope-like to hold their tampon and cell phone and some ladies want to tote around...

It’s another beautiful day here on Fire Island, so we don’t see the point in beating around the bush. Because who has time for vagueness when the sun is calling you, darlings? No one; that’s who. Our take on Katy’s look here is very simple. Katy Perry attends the UK...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out the week. It might be a surprise to see such a toned-down collection coming from the normally more exuberant Marchesa, but once you find out it was all inspired by English garden parties, it makes much more sense. Pretty, romantic, elegant, and...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an...

Darlings, it was the CFDA Awards! If the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then the CFDAs are sort of like student body elections. You know; kinda dorky.   Busy Phillips in Martin Margiela  Honey, your tits appear to be weeping. Examine that.   Gretchen Mol in Sophie Theallet...

Okay, first off: this is probably one of our favorite Kluminator looks ever. Heidi Klum attends the ‘The Paperboy’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karolina Kurkova She looks stunning, no? Excellent...

So Lorenzo was all, “We have to feature a couple of Eva Longoria looks,” and Tom was like, “Really? Because she bugs,” and then Lorenzo got all kinds of, “Everyone is talking about her gowns and we should have an opinion,” so Tom goes,...

T and Lo are fighting again. Over a dress. But this time, we’re not just on opposite sides; we’re continents, if not galaxies away from each other. Consider:   Kristen Stewart attends the World Premiere of “Snow White And The Huntsman” in London in a Marchesa...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Ri, honey. Your boobs look like they’re trying to fly away. Rihanna attends the TIME 100 Gala celebrating TIME’S 100 Most Influential People In The World in NYC in a Marchesa dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Jewelry by Wilfredo Rosado. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection...

Darlings, here’s your low-key pretty for the day: the Marchesa spring 2013 bridal collection. That’s right; we said “low-key.” Oh sure, there’s some poofiness on display but nothing approaching the poofstravaganzas the brand is known for. Instead, the lines are...

Honestly, we don’t get this chick at all. Lake Bell attends The 15th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball in NYC in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection She always looks kinda half-assed on the red carpet. And we kindasorta sympathize with those celebs who just don’t like getting...

  Valentino It makes a certain amount of sense when you think about. The world economy remains a frightening, unsteady thing, so of course the runways wind up clogged with a bunch of models who look like wallpaper in Versailles. Aquilano.Rimondi Balmain Dolce & Gabbana Giles Marchesa...

Kittens, one of the trends for the fall collections was metallic gold. We hesitate to say “It’s BACK!” in the manner of the average fashion mag because metallics never really go away. They just recede for a while before the zeitgeist resurrects them in a big way.   Elie...

If this gaggle of famewhores doesn’t get the weekend off from their poledancing, then why should we get the weekend off from being judgmental bitches, amirite? Line ‘em up! Because two of them got it right and the other two need to look to the two who got it right for guidance....

OMFGChanningTatumweloveyou! Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the premiere of “21 Jump Street” in Los Angeles. Jenna Dewan wore a Notte by Marchesa dress. Jewelry by Irene Neuwirth, clutch by Marchesa, and shoes by Brian Atwood. Sorry for that outburst, kittens. Believe...

Shelley goes for a little Hollywood-style glam and we’re about to get yelled at.   First lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama at state dinner honoring British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha at the White House. Michelle Obama wore a Marchesa gown. ...