A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

Darlings, you come here presumably because you’re kind of bitchy. And like fireflies in the night, bitchy people find themselves congregating with other bitchy people. So here’s something bitchy:  Sookie goes retro and we think it’s the worst styling decision we’ve...

Naomi Watts and beefy hunka burning love Liev Schrieber attended the 2011 Shakespeare In The Park Gala in New York City in their summer finest. Let’s assess. Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Angie Schmidt SHE: Is wearing someone else’s dress. This is not your dress,...

The Fanning publicity train keeps chugging along and Elle’s not giving up one second of her coming out party. If you’re Fanning’d out, make it more fun by picturing this week as an extended flashback sequence in a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?-style drama that shows just...

Okay, we really liked how W styled Xtina for the July issue, but attention must be paid to the lady who shares cover space with her this month. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Carmen Cass (SILENT) W Magazine July 2011 Issue Editorial: Beyoncé: Fierce, Fearless, Female By Lynn...

Darlings, when the following picture was released of Helena Bonham Carter …um… modeling a look from Marc Jacobs’ fall 2011 line as part of his new ad campaign:   …we laughed and clapped; said “What a crazy couple of bitches,” and moved on to the next...

Apparently this is the week where we wag our fingers at the Fanning sisters like stern gay uncles and lecture them on the dangers of the sexting and the Facespace and internet predators because we saw it on Dateline. Dakota is the new … um… face of Marc Jacobs’ “Oh,...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Lea Michele graces the cover of Cosmo UK in Marc Jacobs and we’re gonna do the girl a solid because she gets raked over the coals for her constant attempts at Blue Steel and for once, she decided to let a little personality show. Good GOD, we feel like we’re being assaulted by an...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection Kate Hudson on the cover of InStyle May 2011 issue Photographed by Michelangelo Di Battista Styled by Monica Pillosio. Here’s fresh-faced Kate, star of an endless stream of rom-coms and one of dozens of women perpetually vying for the title of...

  Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection Lucky Magazine April 2011 issue, featuring Zooey Deschanel Styled by Isabel Dupré. Before we go any further, kudos to stylist Isabel Dupré, because she really made that Marc Jacobs dress sing on the cover – and it’s so perfectly...

Let’s check out what FLOTUS wears when she’s getting her Seuss on.   First lady Michelle Obama attends NEA’s Read Across America Kickoff with First Lady Obama at The Library of Congress in Washington, DC. Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection Model: Jules Mordovets...

“Listen, sister, when are you going to get wise to yourself?” It’s kind of hard to pin down the references here – and there are always references with a Marc Jacobs collection. One of the things that makes him so interesting is his tendency to veer wildly off in...

Big fashion day for us tomorrow, kittens. Must get beauty sleep. Here are your talking points.   Mark Indelicato continues to impress us with his fashionbaby styling. Rosemary Ponzo is a big bag of crazy. Christina Hendricks looks really cute. Gabrielle Union is rocking that yellow...

VMAN Magazine Issue Number 21 Editorial: “Chord Overstreet – Gleeful Creature” Photography by Sebastian Faena Text by Brian Moylan Grooming by Bill Westmoreland (Art + Commerce) Stylist Assistants: Nikki Igol and Harry Lambert But first, why don’t you tell us a little...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...

Diane von Furstenberg viscose gown Harper’s Bazaar February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Nicole Kidman in Bloom” Photographer: Alexi Lubomirski Fashion Editor: Julia Von Boehm Hair: Italo Gregorio Makeup: Kyra Pachencko for Dior Best actress Oscar nominee Nicole Kidman shot her...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

Minions, here is your chance to realize your lifelong dream to be a bitchy gay fashion blogger. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. Zooey Deschanel attends the “My Idiot Brother” Premiere during the 2011 Sundance Film Festival in Marc Jacobs.  Smell Miss Thing here! Honey...

  First Lady Michelle Obama at a news conference on food availability and affordability in Washington, DC in Marc Jacobs.   Marc Jacobs Fall 2010 Collection Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele She’s been on such a winning streak lately that we’re a little out of practice when it...