To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an...

Darlings, it was, as the title says, the Los Angeles premiere of that ridiculous Battleship movie. We’re sorry; we saw the trailers for this thing in the theater and it’s essentially: a hyperactive 8-year-old boy, playing in the bathtub, with a 200 million dollar budget. Not...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Miss Akerman, we have Ringling Brothers/Willy Wonka/Tim Gunn on the line.   Malin Akerman attends the premiere of ‘Giant Mechanical Man’ during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in a Victor Costa dress.   They would you like you to return their tent/hot air balloon/rejected entry for...

Here is a little psychological test for you to take, the results of which will determine whether or not you’ll ever be happy. No pressure! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A WRONG ANSWER. Remember that. When you look at Malin Akerman’s dress, do you see: Malin Akerman attends the...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...

Malin Akerman attends the premiere of “Watchmen” held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California wearing one of Rami Kashou’s finale collection dresses. This is a gorgeous dress and it fits her pretty well (is it bunching up under her boobs?). Our only real...