Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.   Penelope Cruz in...

Darlings, it was the Time 100 Gala, Time magazine’s party for the 100 Most Influential People In The World (which sounds like something a Bond villain would shout) in New York City. Most Beautiful Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez was not invited, nor was the Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan...

Impatiently waiting in line at an elevator bank to be let up to the Malandrino presentation, we had little choice but to survey our co-habitants in the line. One thing struck us: This is an amazingly stylish crowd. EVERYONE was dressed to the nines. It just may have been the most well-dressed...

Kittens, we are ready to put this day of mega-posting (it’s possible we broke a couple records) to bed, so once again, we provide the pictures and the discussion points; you take the conversation where it needs to go. Please remember to use a number 2 pencil.   Kellan Lutz looks...

Darlings, it’s the Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection fashion during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week! “The Heart Truth will once again bring the Red Dress to life on the runway at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, with the debut of the Red Dress Collection 2011. Being...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...

Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...