Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Darlings, another ladystar has heeded our constant and unrelenting bitching and complaining about her style and made the recommended changes. Our power increases by the hour. And make no mistake: this ain’t no “positive reinforcement for baby steps” WERQ. This is full-on...

That title might be a little misleading, since it implies that at some point she was really trying. For her sake, we really, truly hope this monstrosity is a deliberate “FUCK YOU” to the celebrity beauty-pimping machine:   Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the 2013...

Oh, MAGGIE.   Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the 2013 Sundance Institute Theatre Program Benefit in New York City in an Isabel Marant dress. Isabel Marant ‘Samuel’ Printed Silk-gauze Midi Dress Honey, we just can’t anymore. Actually, that’s not true. In a way, fashion...

Hey, remember the other day, when we did a Pairs Division post co-starring Maggie, and we scored her pretty high? Remember how a bunch of the kittens were all, “T Lo, you scored her kind of high. What’s up with that?” It’s very simple, darlings. You see, knowing how...

Well, this should be an interesting experiment, darlings. One ladystar whose red carpet choices tend to have us singing hosannas paired with another ladystar whose red carpet choices tend to make us shriek in horror and rage. Let’s see what happens!   Viola Davis and Maggie...

Maggie Gyllenhaal celebrates the 30th anniversary of some movie she did with Viola Davis, judging by the pictures. Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the ‘Won’t Back Down’ screening in New York City. How is it she managed to look like the grandmother of the Maggie Gyllenhall in the...

We came down pretty hard on Maggie the other day. We’re not sure, but “smells like nursing home pee” may have been the harshest thing we’ve ever said about an actress’ red carpet look. She deserves a prize for that. Instead, we’re going to assess her a...

JESUS CHRIST, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. Maggie Gyllenhaal attends “Hysteria” Photocall during the Annual Rome International Film Festival in Dries Van Noten. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection You’re at the Rome Film Festival, girl. Could you at least try to pretend that...

Wake up, Maggie, we think we’ve got something to say to you. Maggie Gyllenhaal at the “Hysteria” press conference during 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Dries Van Noten dress. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) And what we’ve...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...