Darlings, it was the Met Gala last night! Fashion’s Prom Night! And the prom committee president (i.e., Anna Wintour) decided that the theme was “Punk,” which disappoints us, because we were kind of hoping for “Enchantment Under the Sea.” At any rate, you are all...

This is cute and it made us laugh: Madonna at the GLAAD Awards, where she presented the Vito Russo Award to Anderson Cooper. It’s nice to know that Madge still has a humorous sense of the theatrical and a finely tuned sense for camp. It’s a shame we don’t see this side of...

So. Madge’s “Truth or Dare” shoe collection is out. She’s really going to drive that phrase into the ground. Come 2039, expect to see “Madonna’s ‘Truth or Dare’ adult diapers on your store shelves. We joke because we love. Actually, the...

Darlings, it’s Fashion Week, and while posting will continue on a regular basis with (we hope) no interruption of T Lo service, TV recaps are going to be posted when we can get to them, which means no Glee recap just yet. Dry your eyes, little kittens. We’ll have it up soon,...

MADONNA IS… SHE-RA, PRINCESS OF POWER! And we kind of love her for it – although we always had her pegged as more of a “Jem and the Holograms” sort of gal. What a spectacular set of stagewear this was. We always whine about her not really moving forward, but this is...

We’re gonna do Madge a solid here.   Madonna attends the Bridgestone Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show Press Conference in Indianapolis, Indiana in Jean Paul Gaultier couture. Because anyone that shows up for a Super Bowl press conference in Indianapolis wearing Gaultier couture just...

Poor Andrea. She seems very much to be Madge’s little doll right now – and that’s a position one only holds for a very short time.  How long do you think it’ll be before she’s thrown on the pile with all the other Madonna gal pals she sucked dry and tossed aside?...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

You guys, Madonna dressed her age and she didn’t instantly combust! Could she have learned her lesson? Probably not, because her spin on “A lady always wears gloves” is kind of hilariously wrong.   Madonna attends photocall for W.E in London. You will note that this...

Oh come ON, Madge! Madonna wearing nothing but Fred Leighton jewelry for her new fragrance ad campaign.   What is the thinking behind this CGI masterpiece? “I’m one of the most photographed women ever, so let’s photoshop the hell out of my face, which is among the most...

Celebrities celebrate the season by borrowing clothes and getting their pictures taken, which means the world of red carpet commentary fairly exploded with subject matter over the last 48 hours. In other words, we’ve got a TON of RC looks to rip apart today. First up, three ladies at...

Her directorial debut, W.E., opened to laughter and jeers, leaving Madonna’s future as a director somewhat in doubt, but we have to say, this is a sassy and stylish editorial. It’s interesting how the film is being heavily pitched to the fashion crowds. It’s like she took a...

Oh, Madge. Like so many male homosexuals of our generation, we have been there for your triumphs and your tragedies. And even though we feel like we’re not as close as we once were, we just want to say we really felt bad when we heard your little movie was getting laughed at –...

Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess! Abbie Cornish Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop...

Madonna has disappointed us in many ways this decade, but if there’s one thing the old gal still really knows how to do… Madonna attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in a Vionnet gown. Sunglasses by Miu Miu. …It’s making a...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Unlikely as it seems, Out has a rather substantial gallery of previously-unseen Madge pics from her pre-fame East Village days. “A year before her first album, an unknown Madonna invited Richard Corman to photograph her in and around her New York City walk-up. The pictures he took that...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they’re okay. Kelly Osbourne is the new model for Madonna and daughter Lola’s Material Girl clothing line for Macy’s. She’s replacing the brand’s former model, Taylor Momsen. “Madonna and Lola are back with Kelly...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....