Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

If Joely doesn’t have a relationship (as they say in the styling biz) with L’Wren Scott, she really should. Scott’s somewhat severe, body conscious, long-legged sexiness is tailor made for her.   Joely Richardson attends the premiere of “The Girl With the Dragon...

This is it, darlings. Try and work up the excitement. Electric Birdcage Bar in London And if you can’t work up the excitement, you can at least try and keep down the bile. Oh, you know what? Let’s all get drunk and have fun tonight. Guest Judge L’Wren Scott We were impressed...

Oh, Madge. Like so many male homosexuals of our generation, we have been there for your triumphs and your tragedies. And even though we feel like we’re not as close as we once were, we just want to say we really felt bad when we heard your little movie was getting laughed at –...

Ooooh, the ladies really brought their A-game to this one, kittens. Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, and L’Wren Scott pose on the runway at the Project Runway Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theater at Lincoln Center on September 9, 2011 in New...

Hey, Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell! This is your moment, guys! A big-time superhero movie where one of you plays the title character and the other one plays the girl! All eyes are on you for, really, the first time for both of you! Photographers are at the ready and bitchy celebrity bloggers...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended the Cinema Society screening of Snow Flower And The Secret Fan in New York City, forcing us to form opinions about their outfits. Nicole Kidman wears an Elie Saab dress, Jimmy Choo shoes, a L’Wren Scott clutch, and Cathy Waterman jewelry. We always...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

Oprah’s been saying goodbye for months, but she ramped up the goodbyes for her final week and since the lady has a terrible fashion history, bless her, we thought we’d give her a hand for wearing something we like. Oprah, honey. We just don’t get you. It seems to us that a...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

  Penelope Cruz honored with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood in a L’Wren Scott lace dress and Christian Louboutin shoes.     We like it. It’s simple but showy, which is pretty much exactly what you want for these kinds of photo ops. You want to catch...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...