No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Yeehaw, bitches! It was the 46th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, Tennessee and the ladyfolk got themselves all gussied up! Hit it, ladyfolk!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra It’s … okay. Actually, it’s kind of pretty (although that bodice is way overworked), but...

Darlings, it was Teen Vogue’s 10th Anniversary young Hollywood party and all the little misses got dressed up all ladylike and shit!     Ariel Winter in Collette Dinnigan We’re not kidding about that ladylike crack. Ariel tends toward dressing far older than her 14...

Lucy shoots for some bold pairing, but we think she may have missed the mark. Lucy Hale attends the opening of New York retailer Henri Bendel at the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas. Topshop Paisley Lace Insert Peplum Top Free People Vegan Leather Circle Skirt Ohhhhhhhh HONEY. Find a classier...

Yet another moment where we wish we could be parked at the end of a step-and-repeat in order to save celebrities from their own bad choices.  This was definitely a “Sweetie, NO!” moment for us and we have no doubt we’d dive in front of the cameras to save her had we been...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...