Okay, so we sat open-mouthed last night through that Hannah movie, with Cate and Saoirse Ronan. We won’t go so far as to recommend it, unless you’re really in the mood for something weird and unless you want to see Cate plod her way through the worst “suhtherrn...

Lady Gaga wants you to know she really likes her dandelion hat. Lady Gaga heads to the MTV studios in Louis Vuitton Fall 2011. Lady Gaga at the MTV studios promoting her new music video ‘You and I’ in New York in Tom Ford. And now T Lo are going to take on the ludicrous task of...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...

We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

We just adore this little chicklet when she remembers to dress her age. Hailee Steinfeld at the Premiere Of Twentieth Century Fox’s ‘Glee The 3D Concert Movie’ in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Resort 2012 Collection Jimmy Choo Pilar Bakelite Magazine Clutch Louis Vuitton...

Okay, precious unborn fawns, we are officially tapped out after a long day of ripping reality show whores and self-involved celebrities. We don’t know about y’all, but we’re feeling the need for some hardcore PRETTY right now. If a picture’s worth a thousand words,...

Those two crazy kids are still pole-dancing for their little fuckbuddy movie, so let’s tell them what they got wrong. We’ll do it together. As a community. It takes a village to tell a star they look like ass, darlings. Never forget that. Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake attend a...

Normally, we wouldn’t have much to say about Josh Hartnett’s casual street look here: Josh Hartnett shopping in SoHo. But it brings to mind an ongoing argument discussion in our house; namely, to cuff or not to cuff one’s shorts. You see, it all started one day when Lo came...

Lady Gaga arrived at LAX airport, sporting what may be our favorite look of hers yet:   Come on, that’s pretty freaking fabulous, right? Love your shoes, girl! Oh sure, she’s still a big, walking affectation from head to toe, but this one seems refreshingly non-up-its-ass...

It Girl of the moment Mia Wasikowska puts on Eyre for the cover of Harper’s and nails yet another picture. Mia Wasikowska channels Jane Eyre for Harper’s Bazaar Australia’s August 2011 issue, photographed by Will Davidson. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Natasha...

It’s time to weigh in on yet another pressing fashion issue, you guys. Namely, mantoes: should the world be shielded from exposure to these highly contentious body parts or not? Consider: Versace Of course, this also opens up the floor to discussing the socks question as well....

Hey, remember two posts ago where we went on and on about how even granny panties can work on the right gal and in the right setting? Fergie attends the amfAR Inspiration Gala in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Say hello to the flip side of that equation. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model:...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Okay, we really liked how W styled Xtina for the July issue, but attention must be paid to the lady who shares cover space with her this month. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Carmen Cass (SILENT) W Magazine July 2011 Issue Editorial: Beyoncé: Fierce, Fearless, Female By Lynn...

Being the BFF of a world class designer has its privileges. If you’re Sofia Coppola and that designer is Marc Jacobs, it means you get to collaborate on a collection. But it wasn’t Marc the indie film princess worked with; it was Louis Vuitton design director Julie De Libran and...

Now look. Don’t get pissed at us for Fanning overload; that’s just how the celebrity world works. People who have projects coming out dominate the entertainment and fashion media in the months leading up to it and while the project is still selling tickets. So don’t blame us...

Kittens, Mondays blow, so let’s all once again take a page from Angelina Jolie, because don’t we all look to her for guidance when the going gets rough? Sit. Breathe. Look into the distance. A swamp would be nice right about now. Angeline Jolie photographed by Annie Leibovitz for...

Demi stepped out last night with some slight changes made to her standard look and we feel kind of bad because we’re about to criticize them. But changes are good, celebrities! Don’t let our bitchiness deter you from trying new things! Demi Moore at the Samsung Hope for Children...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Darlings, let’s taste the rainbow together. We can’t think of a better way to ease into the shittiest day of the week (Tuesdays ALWAYS suck more than Mondays) than gorging on some bright colors. In this case, boys in candy clothes. Wow. All of that sounds WAY dirtier than we...