We’ve been bitching a lot lately (as is our nature) about those dusty, mauve-y pinks that have been showing up on the red carpets, but from where we’re sitting, this is exactly the kind of pink that works best when you want a toned-down pink: Jessica Chastain attends opening...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

We’ve been totally cranky about the weather lately. We had a winter that was essentially an extended autumn that blurred into spring, and then as soon as we were officially in spring, the weather turned unexpectedly cold. Worse are those days that start off cold, get hot in the middle,...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Here’s your Mid-day Meat, kittens. It’s a little fuzzy today. Chris Evans featured in the May 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Shirt and Tie by Louis Vuitton. Jacket by Burberry Brit. Long johns by Jockey. Shirt by Burberry Brit. Pants by Polo Ralph...

We often hear complaining that magazines utilize actresses (especially for the covers) way more than they do models. It’s a valid complaint but we’ve been told by people in the industry that an actress on a fashion mag cover will guarantee as much as 25% more in sales. But...

We seem to have made a habit of dropping the ball on your daily dose of pretty, because the kittens were not happy with the last two entries. We think we got this one right. It’s pretty, it’s springtastic, and most importantly of all, it’s not from an Italian fashion...

Kittens, here’s your end-of-the-day pretty. Well. The clothes are pretty, anyway. The concept, we can’t quite sign off on. Those Italian fashion editors just love pushing buttons, don’t they? Just look at the pretty clothes.   Editorial titled “Pastel...

Maybe we’ll start doing “mid-day fierce” posts to go along with the “end of the day pretty” posts. We’re thinking many of the Precious Unborn Fawns among our readers could do with a shot of fierce right around the time of day they start slumping. So in that...

Ah, the much-maligned pantsuit. We never quite got why people put it down so readily. If you ask us, the average pantsuit is a far less egregious fashion crime than the average jumpsuit. And it’s one of the most adaptable of a woman’s clothing options. Of course, like so many...

Another day, another meathead, darlings.   Jason Statham featured in the April 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Shirt and pants by Louis Vuitton. Shoes by Bally. Socks by Pantherella. Watch throughout, his own. Suit by Prada. Shirt by Charvet. Tie and...

Hey, whatever happened to Jessica Biel?   Jessica Biel featured in the April 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Mikael Jansson and styled by Edward Enninful. Hair: Jimmy Paul for Bumble and bumble Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo.   IMDB informs us she’s got a number of things...

Girl, you are just kicking the world’s ass, over and over again, in this outfit. Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Bag LOVE. IT. Love every little bit of it. You WERQ that ninja schoolgirl shit, girl! This makes up for the “Little Red Riding Hood goes to a cocktail party” getup...

Darlings, it was the “Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition” in Paris! We don’t quite know what that is, but apparently it required all the ladystars attending to wear Very Serious Fashion. Except one, that is. Dianna Agron Very cute. It’s a basic little...

What the hell. Blake got the treatment yesterday, so why shouldn’t Leighton come in for some Bitter Kitten-style bitchiness?   Sergio Rossi Peep-Toe Platform Slingback    Louis Vuitton Monogram Fascination Lockit Bag Although we don’t know about y’all, but we have...

One thing has always been true about Marc Jacobs: the bitch knows how to put on a show. Transforming the Cour Carrée du Louvre into a Belle Epoque train station, having a custom built steam engine pull into the runway, and then directing your models to disembark one by one with an...

SJ, we’re BEGGING you here…   Sarah Jessica Parker attends the Louis Vuitton Fall 2012 show in Paris in a Louis Vuitton dress, of course. PLEASE JUST LET CARRIE BRADSHAW DIE. Seriously, honey. You’re like the George Lucas of former ingenues. It’s time to stop...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

It seems a little silly to say we’re ready for spring, since, where we are, winter still hasn’t quite arrived yet. But our internal clocks are longing for crocus shoots and longer days, so this editorial from Vogue Korea entitled “Spring Breeze” couldn’t be a...

We feel like this one is going to be one of the more debated dresses of the night. Or maybe we feel like we’re going to be getting a lot of disagreement on this one when we say… We just didn’t love it. Now, there was some discussion among the various E! bobbleheads that the...