Geez. Maybe we shouldn’t front-load the day with so much breathtaking fabulosity. Then again, you’ll all be sick of it by the time Cannes is all over, so we might as well indulge now.   Fan Bingbing attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

WERQ it, Uhura! Getting-a-lock-on-a-signal snaps, gurl! We’re adjusting our earpieces and rolling our necks in RESPECT.   Zoe Saldana covers the June 2013 issue of InStyle UK magazine photographed by Damon Heath in a Christian Dior dress. Best picture of her we’ve seen in a...

Darlings, after being assaulted by celebrities making horrible fashion choices this morning, we promised you some pretty. And if you’re anything like us, you’re so deprived of it at this point that you need to mainline it. Well open up a vein, kittens:   Fan Bing Bing covers...

Louis Vuitton Spring 2013...

We’re sending congratulations Miss Chloe’s way. She has passed an important milestone for the teen starlet: she can now say she has worn the Patchwork Denim Dress. The PDD is of course, so de rigeur for young babystarlets as they transition into pre-adulthood that it’s...

Diane Kruger covers the April 2013 issue of FLARE magazine photographed by Autumn De Wilde and styled by Erin Walsh wearing a Bottega Veneta dress, a Louis Vuitton headband, Efva Attling earrings, Jennifer Fisher rings, Christian Louboutin shoes, and carrying a vintage Chanel bag.  ...

We’ve all been there, darlings. You get a certain trend or look stuck in your craw and you just can’t shake it until you’ve literally worn it out. Next thing you know, all your outfits are royal blue, or you just can’t leave the house without a pair of booties on, or...

And now, for your moment of Bingbing…   Fan Bingbing attends the Louis Vuitton Fall 2013 during Paris Fashion Week. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ming Xi and Gigi Jeon When you hear the sound of the Bing, the tone will be… fiercely fabulous.   [Photo...

Miss Ri is feeling mod and blue on the cover of Elle UK. Rihanna covers the April 2013 issue of ELLE UK magazine in a River Island skirt and Louis Vuitton top photographed by Mariano Vivanco and styled by Anne-Marie Curtis. She also says things. Silly, celebrity things: On her style:...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

We’re not gonna lie; there are certain celebrities that always induce sighs of relief in us when they have a new project out and have to go on a poledance tour. There are a handful of them (Blanchett, Hathaway, Swinton, et al) that a celebrity fashion blogger can always count on to...

At first we were all ,”Girl, that’s not your dress,” and then we were all, “Okay, maybe that’s your dress, but that’s not your hair.” THEN we were all, “Oh Jesus, this matchy shoe trend is quickly reaching Defcon 1.” Then we were all...

Miss Tay-Tay done got herself all dolled up to T Lo’s specifications. It takes a special person to make Taylor Swift look T Lo-approved on the style front, and that special person is Joe Zee, apparently. Taylor Swift covers the March 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter...

Miss Drew’s been away from the spotlight in order to gestate a human, but she’s back, looking fresh and (no doubt due to Photoshop) well-rested in her new role of mommy.   Drew Barrymore covers the March 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Daniel...

Kittens, it’s time. Time to unleash The Bing Bing on your asses.   Fan Bingbing attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 at Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Meng Huang (NATHALIE) and Janice Alida (FORD) We love how...

Okay, let’s start with the good parts before we get to the bitchin’ and the moanin’.   Dakota Fanning attends the ‘Very Good Girls’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Louis Vuitton. Shoes By Azzedine Alaïa. Jewelry by...

Okay, Kittens. Load up on your Ovaltine and Tang this morning, because, like yesterday, we’ve got a whole buttload of gowns and dresses to get through. In a way, awards season makes us a little sad, because the boys get shunted off to the side and you can pretty much forget about...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

One thing’s for sure: you can’t claim Miss Kerry isn’t having fun with her fashion during the Django poledance.   Kerry Washington attends the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Berlin in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Courtney...

Naomi Watts attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in a Roland Mouret gown paired with Cartier jewelry and Louis Vuitton sandals. Cartier ‘Panthère’ bracelet Cartier ‘Panthère’ earrings Louis Vuitton Florida Sandal    ...