Nicely done, Miss Tay. We never could have predicted it.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a J. Mendel gown and clutch accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Bringing out your bad girl is ever so much more fun and...

Fine. We do our best not to shine the spotlight on her unless it warrants it, but let’s just get it over with.   Kim Kardashian attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in custom Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz...

We give her all the credit in the world for bringing the drama in a way so few can, but we can’t sign off on this one, Bey.   Beyonce attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci gown and shoes accessorized with...

Bless you, Katy. We knew you wouldn’t succumb to the “Spring means TOTAL LACK OF COLOR!!!!” trend going on with our ladycelebs lately. And bless you for turning the tired old fragrance launch event into something that looks like a coronation in Wonderland. Katy Perry unveils...

Katy Perry attends the 2013 Delete Blood Cancer Gala in New York City in a Vera Wang gown accessorized with a Judith Leiber clutch, Jimmy Choo heels, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Vera Wang Printed Strapless Ruched Mermaid Gown     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We need a shot of sunshine to get our motors running this morning. Miss Olivia? Could you help us out here?   Olivia Munn attends the 2013 Time 100 Gala at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in a Michael Kors floral lace gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and...

We don’t understand Miss Eva sometimes. She can hit the streets or a red carpet looking sexy, beautiful, confident and fabulously stylish one minute, and the next…   Eva Mendes attends the ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ New York Premiere in a Prada dress and shoes...

In the interests of offering positive reinforcement to style-challenged celebrities, a principle held in high regard here at T Lo Celebrity Soothing, Int’l., we offer the following Public Service Announcement:   Christina Aguilera attends the screening of NBC’s ‘The...

We suspect there’s going to be some difficulties for the voting kittens this time around.   Tina Fey attends the premiere of Admission’ in New York City in a J. Mendel black leather fitted top and peplum forest multi metallic tweed pencil skirt paired with Christian Louboutin...

Guten Tag, Titsen!   Heidi Klum attends the 2013 Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in a Julien MacDonald plunging v-neck gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Julien MacDonald Fall 2013 Collection It is HILARIOUS to consider the runway look next to this...

After her Grammys debacle, we swore we’d never rag on Miss Adele again for wearing a black dress and we’re going to stick to that promise.   Adele attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Jenny Packham gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. We’re of two minds, which is...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beyonce:   Beyonce Knowles attends ‘Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream’ New York Premiere in New York City in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) Nothing...

We smiled indulgently at the following pics and said “Oh, HEIDI.” Then the theme music to her sitcom, Oh, HEIDI, started, in which we play the busybody, opinionated neighbors, always meddling in Heidi’s latest scheme to show off as much of her secondary sexual...

We’re not convinced on the boots and the whole thing is a little too ‘I’m in a brown mood today,” but we’ve gotta hand it to her, this is a really cute little getup:   Blake Lively leaves an office building in NYC. Jacket and boots by Brunello Cucinelli....

You go and get it, Miss January. While this doesn’t quite inspire a “WERQ, girl!” and accompanying snaps of respect, it does inspire a hearty “Attagirl.”   January Jones attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Prabal Gurung gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz...

The inaugural fashion parade continues, darlings. Since she’s an entertainer, we’re happy to put this one up to a vote.   Jay-Z (in Tom Ford) and Beyonce arrive at the presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol in Washington, DC. Beyonce is wearing a coat...

This is a whole hell of a lot of dress for one little slip of a girl to attempt.   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Roger Vivier shoes. Marios Schwab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kate King...

Miss Emily is giving primo bitchface here.   Emily Blunt attends the National Board of Review Awards Gala in New York City in an Emilio Pucci dress accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Stuart Weitzman pumps. Emilio Pucci Fall 2012 Collection And this is definitely a look that...

Y’know, our first impulse is to inform Miss Miley that Girl, That is Not Your Dress, but upon reflection, we have to admit that it really IS her dress.   Miley Cyrus attends ‘VH1 Divas’ 2012 in Los Angeles in a Norma Kamali dress paired with Jean-Michel Cazabat shoes,...

Blake Lively attends “12-12-12″ a concert benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund to aid the victims of Hurricane Sandy at Madison Square Garden in New York City in Isabel Marant dress paired with Christian Louboutin ankle boots and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Isabel Marant Spring...

Seven am editorial meeting, T Lo Bitchery International Headquarters: T: Let’s do a post on Biel in the Versace. Lo: Oh, that’s TOTALLY a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” post. T: Really? I’m thinking exactly the opposite. That’s totally her dress. Lo:...