Lindsay Lohan attends the premiere of ‘Scary Movie V’ in Los Angeles in a Dolce&Gabbana black dress with gold trim paired with Christian Louboutin Booties. Christian Louboutin Cage Python-Backed Bootie     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Credit where it’s due, this is not too bad. Lindsay Lohan makes an appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman’ in a Suno floral-print dress. Suno Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marihenny Rivera Pasible It’s not our favorite print in the world, but it’s cute...

There’s an entire segment of our upcoming book (which we’re sorry to keep mentioning, but we’re a couple weeks out from deadline and the thought of it pretty much consumes our days) that deals with how a celebrity should dress for a court appearance. No, really. We want to...

Before anyone asks – too late, since about two dozen people already asked on the twitters – we have not seen Liz & Dick yet. Our DVR was full up for the night, what with The Walking Dead, Revenge, and Homeland. We’ll try to catch it this week, but we heard – again,...

Lindsay celebrates her no-doubt short-lived return to relevance in her usual inimitable classy and elegant way: Lindsay Lohan attends the premiere of her new movie ‘Liz & Dick’ in Beverly Hills, California in a Donna Dashini gown accessorized with vintage jewelry. HARDCORE...

Y’know… some looks really don’t deserve an assessment. Lindsay Lohan goes shopping in Santa Monica. Right now, Elizabeth Taylor is pounding furiously on the lid of her coffin and demanding retribution. Anyway, instead of an assessment, let’s play “This Dress...

Oh, what the hell. Half the internet is talking about it, so we might as well weigh in. The first publicity photo for Lifetime’s “Liz and Dick” movie, staring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton, has been released. Let’s take a look,...

Lindsay Lohan’s entire body has become a color-coded terror alert chart. Lindsay Lohan attends 2012 A&E Networks Upfronts in NYC. Her legs are apparently at high alert for a terrorist attack, but her face appears to be in no immediate danger at all. Well. Not from terrorists,...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s pay a little attention to her. She’s trying so hard, after all.     Isabel Marant ‘Esso’ Cotton Jacket Prada Leopard Platform Pumps The internet cracked in half last month at the news that Lindsay Lohan will be the only actress ever...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

Here’s what we don’t get: If Linds has to backdoor her way into parties because she hasn’t been invited to them, how the hell is she scoring free Prada dresses?   Lindsay Lohan attends the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards The Weinstein Company Afterparty in Prada paired...

Barely-walking disaster Lindsay Lohan picks up some cash by giving face for the Philipp Plein Spring 2012 ad campaign. It’s not bad. The clothes suit her, even if they’re not to our taste (to be charitable about it) and she seemed to be able to pull it together long enough for a...

Lindsay, honey. We know times are a little tough for you right now, what with your craptacular reputation and no projects on the horizon to speak of. We sympathize, dear. Lindsay Lohan attends the Dw by Kanye West Spring 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week. But going out in public in an old...