Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

The stars (or at least the stars who aren’t resting up for the Oscars) came out for the Costume Designers Guild Awards. In a room full of people whose entire careers are based on dressing others, let’s see how they did. Halle Berry in Elie Saab Spring 2011 Couture Question for the...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

Darling, don’t move. There’s a fabulous bug on your neck. Actress Blake Lively attends Spike TV’s “Scream 2010″ at The Greek Theatre in Los Angeles in a Lanvin head-to-toe look. Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Frida Gustavsson (IMG)      Okay,...

Because we’re, as one commenter noted, “hardcore,” we’re still looking at the latest issue of Vogue China. Specifically, an editorial entitled “The Magic of Colors.” We thought it would be fun and a little educational to see what fashion editors and...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...

Let’s take a look at Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, and Scarlett Johansson at the World Premiere of ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles. Just for the hell of it. Lanvin Spring 2009 Model: Anna Selezneva Hmmm. We...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Miss Heidi is featured in the December issue of In Style magazine and on the one hand, she shows why she’s a supermodel, but on the other hand, she’s still wearing too many outfits cut all the way up to her cooch. Plus, she apparently gave the art department a workout because some...

Ladies, we’re only two episodes in and one of the most-discussed topics revolves around Wesley Nault’s wardrobe. Before we turn out the light at his work table, let’s take one last look at The Look Everyone’s Talking About.* Oh, and P.S.: Those aren’t Crocs...

Our new mascot, Sarah Jessica Parker appeared in a Vogue editorial this month promoting the new Sex and the City movie with her Mr. Big, Chris Noth. In short, it’s freaking fabulous. This, to us, is what fashion is really all about; taking the clothes off the runway and making them...