We usually reserve the WERQ posts for ladies who have rocky red carpet pasts, but she barely has a past at all and we can’t really recall any disasters. Like big sis Dakota, she’s always been a presentable and put-together young lady. With this outfit we get the impression...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Oh dear. Mila Kunis gave a much-talked-about performance in probably the most talked-about film last year and now she’s got a movie coming out where she has to fake-shtup Justin Timberlake. We have concerns. But hey, at least we get this gorgeous cover out of it: Mila Kunis covers the...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

  Uma Thurman attends the “Ceremony” New York Screening in Lanvin. Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Hailey Clauson (MARILYN)     Yikes. To us, this is a no-brainer, but reasonable minions can disagree. Look, maybe she thinks the red carpet is ridiculous and...

  Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls The Marie Claire UK May 2011 Issue features January Jones, who really needs to take more modeling jobs until Mad Men gets back on its feet. But first: On her role in Mad Men: “I’d done films, but never TV. I was hesitant...

  The world premiere of “Arthur” was held at the Zeigfeld Theatre in New York City last night and apparently the style directive was “Stars in beige, co-stars in secretarial drag.” Let’s move in for a closer (and bitchier) look. Helen Mirren in Lanvin Resort...

  Helen Mirren at the Hand and Footprint Ceremony honoring her at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress.    Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anja Rubik (NEXT)       Someone got all testy the last time we covered a hand and...

BlackBook April 2011 Issue Photography by Santiago Sierra Styling by Christopher Campbell Hair by Alex Polillo @ Starworksartists.com Makeup by Mai Guynh for Mark Cosmetics @ The Wall Group On her personal style: “I’m so lucky to have the best hairdressers and fashion stylists in the...

  Uma Thurman attends the “Ceremony” Los Angeles Premiere in a Lanvin trench coat dress paired with crystal-embellished Enigma Jimmy Choo sandals.     Despite the involuntary gaygasps that escaped our mouths upon viewing these pics, we weren’t quite sure what...

Katie Holmes heading to dinner after presenting her new Holmes & Yang collection. She’s wearing a The Row tee, Nina Ricci cardigan, and a Lanvin skirt.     Obviously this isn’t exactly a red carpet situation, but there were photographers, she was hawking her merch,...

ELLE UK April 2011 Issue Editorial: “Love Fashion Music Baby” By Hannah Swerling Photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath Styled by Andrea Lieberman Gwen on what drives her: “I think of myself as really lazy. My ideal day would be to never get out of bed. No one can force me...

  First Lady Michelle Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at the 100th Anniversary of International Women’s Day and Women’s History Month Celebration.   Lanvin Fall 2010 Collection Model: Olga Sherer (NATHALIE) We love the idea of a First Lady in Lanvin. And we...

  Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection/Jil Sander Spring 2011 Collection L’Officiel Lithuania March 2011 issue Model: Leighton Meester Stylist: Peju Famojure Photographer: Alexey Yurenev Remember that old Sex and the City episode where Carrie was asked to be a model for charity and walk a...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

The stars (or at least the stars who aren’t resting up for the Oscars) came out for the Costume Designers Guild Awards. In a room full of people whose entire careers are based on dressing others, let’s see how they did. Halle Berry in Elie Saab Spring 2011 Couture Question for the...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...