It seems like forever since we checked in on Steffi.   Lady Gaga out shopping for a gift for Elton John’s newborn in West Hollywood, California. Nice to see she’s as batshit as she ever was when it comes to her fashion. But we have to say, this all feels kind of half-assed....

Darlings, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then we don’t really have to say much about the following, do we?   Lady Gaga meets Donatella Versace in Milan, Italy. Lady Gaga was in town to perform a live gig on her ‘Born This Way’ tour. Donatella should just go...

Nicki opened the floodgates and now we just want crazy shit on our plates today. We’re just putting off the inevitable post-Emmys post or movie premiere post, so enjoy the crazy shit while you can. Hey. Maybe that’ll be the title of our second book; Enjoy The Crazy Shit While You...

Steffi’s been getting on our nerves lately and we’ve been detecting a whiff of desperation in her recent attempts to get people to keep talking about her. And as the Kittens know, when a celeb gets on our nerves, that’s when we unsheath the claws. But dammit, Steffi. Lady...

Hmph. We were GOING to say, “Darlings, it’s Wednesday, and don’t you think we all need to have a Gaga moment right now to help us get over the hump?” Decent opener, right? Except Steffi has let us down in so many ways here, we don’t even know if we can go on. But...

Oh, Steffi. You make us laugh. We’ve learned to overcome our initial reaction to her, which was “THIS is what everyone’s talking about? This Madonna retread?!? Please.” It helped that most of her songs were catchy, her message was largely positive, and her sense of...

Steffi’s been quite busy and we’ve got several looks to look at. Since Hot Ginger Handler only makes appearances in the margins, we’re not inclined to do anything more than toss out bitchy one-liners. It’s more fun that way. If Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone ever...

We’re feeling a little fashion-cranky today. Not really loving how the stars have been dressing lately. We need a shot of Gaga right now looking like a comic book supervillain. Lady Gaga at Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney in an Atelier Versace gown paired with custom-made Brian Atwood shoes....

Steffi, Hot Ginger Handler looks unimpressed with this look and as you know, we follow his lead on all things.   Lady Gaga arriving in Brisbane, Australia in a David Koma dress. David Koma Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, like us, HGH thinks this dress suits you perfectly and looks fabulous...

Hi Steffi. Lady Gaga arrives at the Stamford Plaza in Auckland, New Zealand in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Antonio Berardi Fall 2012 Collection You are so totally working a “Lana Turner at her daughter’s murder trial” look and we totally...

Steffi, what’s wrong? Lady Gaga steps out of her hotel in Hong Kong wearing a black and white wool dress with gold button detail by Moschino. Moschino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Emily Baker If we were friends, we would totally take this dress as a sign of suicidal ideation and put her...

Steffi steps out in Hong Kong. Lady Gaga arrives at the Ritz Carlton in Hong Kong. And we are once again reminded how very exhausting it must be to be Steffi. God, we never say this about fashion, but we look at this Mrs. Grimace getup and can’t help but think “Can you imagine...

Is the next style phase for Steffi going to be “superhero?” Because we are SO EXCITED if that’s the case. Lady Gaga arriving in Seoul. Atelier Versace Spring 2011 Collection Only you, Steffi; only you. Hot Ginger Handler looks a little tired. Perhaps you should give him a...

  Steffi takes a snow day. Lady Gaga stops by Harvard Yard before launching her “Born This Way” Foundation in a Prabal Gurung coat and Sally LaPointe dress.  Sally LaPointe Fall 2012 Collection Prabal Gurung Fall 2012 Collection That’s one way to keep the snow out of...

We’ve been pretty open about loving Lady Gaga’s turn toward fashion-as-costume in the last year or so, and away from all the transhuman stuff that we found kind of boring and silly (all that horns and eggs stuff). But sometimes Steffi should be encouraged to ditch the Joan...

Steffi cycled through several personae for New Year’s Eve, as one would expect from the little fashion monster/attention whore. Let’s see if we can identify them all, shall we? Which one would you buy as an action figure?   Lady Gaga in NYC for New Year’s Eve....

Darlings, we have been remiss in our Gaga-reporting duties. Too long has she been away from our bitchy little enclave. But then we look at these pics and we think perhaps it was best to stay away for awhile. Lady Gaga at Sarita International Airport It’s not that she looks bad so much...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

And every little gay boy on the magic island of Manhattan braved the cold and lined up outside Barney’s just for a chance to sit on her lap and whisper their dreams and wishes in her ear. To hell with Santa’s Workshop; who wants to go to Gaga’s Workshop with us?   Lady...

While in London, Steffi seems to be all about making the bold color statements.   And also about wearing pink sperm hats. Is it us or is Hot Ginger Handler taking a little better care of himself lately? Could it be our love from afar has engendered the use of moisturizers? We like to...

Did you know that Lady Gaga is not like you? We understand if you need a moment to compose yourself after this shocking news. When you’re ready, examine the pictures.   Lady Gaga leaves her hotel in London while having her tea. Aquilano. Rimondi Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...