We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Having witnessed (from a photographic distance) many of her red carpet appearances over the years we feel safe in declaring that this is the way Miss Kristin needs to go, in terms of shape and color. Kristin Chenoweth attends the opening of the new bar Riviera 31 in Beverly Hills, California...

There was yet another awards ceremony for Country Music people, who strike us as the most insecure people in show business, since they seem to need an awards ceremony every 3 weeks or so. Kristin Chenoweth attends the 2012 American Country Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Rafael Cennamo dress...

Hi Kristin! Look, we’ll be perfectly honest. Your outfit’s pretty cute and all… Kristin Chenoweth arrives with her dog at LAX airport. But we’re only featuring these pics because your puffball is frikking ADORABLE. Can we have it? It looks like it might be kind of...

At first glance, we were happy to see Miss Kristin’s outfit. Because the little lady is literally a little lady – she’s like 4′ 10″- she’s always had a hard time finding the correct style of clothes for herself and she veers between wearing things that are...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

Kristin, flogging the hell out of that already heavily flogged GCB show, demonstrates the virtue of thrift to the masses. Kristin Chenoweth makes an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in an Hervé Léger dress accessorized with Ray-Ban caravan sunglasses and Yves...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

Celebrity-watching is ever so much more fun than bird-watching, don’t you find? General Idea Fall 2012 Show Kellan Lutz We have a story. Unless you’re sitting directly across from them, it’s sometimes hard to see which celebrities are attending a show because the tent is...

Hit it, Cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood in Maria Lucia Hohan Apparently, she felt the need to make sure all eyes were on her ankles that night. We think those shoes are interesting but this was not the outfit that called for their deployment. She’s colorless from the tip of her head...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...