Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 3 Jan14

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 3

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 3 Oct16

ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 3

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

2012 Emmy Awards Red Carpet – Part 3 Sep24

2012 Emmy Awards Red Carpet – Part 3

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2 May08

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part ONE Feb27

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part ONE

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part THREE Jan30

SAG Awards Red Carpet, Part THREE

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....