Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing...

K Stew’s one of those gals who simply can’t wear too much makeup. It’s amazing how much war paint her face can handle without looking overdone.   Kristen Stewart is featured in the June 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine posing at locations across Paris in couture...

That’s right, bitches. We’re giving Miss K a WERQ. Legions of Twi-fans on twitter are now removing the pins from their T Lo voodoo dolls.   Snow White and the Huntsman starlet Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on ‘The Today Show’ in New York City in a Narciso...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

Sassy’s not normally within K Stew’s wheelhouse, nor is it a word we word normally associate with her, but DAMN… Kristen Stewart attends screening of “Snow White and the Huntsman” in Los Angeles in head-to-toe Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2012...

We tease K Stew a lot for being a grumpy girl most of the time, but there’s a reason designers scramble over each other to get her to wear their wares. Kristen Stewart attends the ‘On The Road’ Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga...

Let’s all, for the purposes of this discussion, pretend that Kristen is positively aglow with positivity and beaming with happiness. We’ll waste less time that way.   Kristen Stewart attends “Snow White and the Huntsman” photocall in Mexico in a Marios Schwab top...

Y’know, we think K Stew might have found her perfect look. No, really.   Kristen Stewart at the ‘Snow White And The Huntsmen’ press  conference in England in a Preen dress paired with Casadei shoes. Pren Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marique Schimmel   Casadei...

T and Lo are fighting again. Over a dress. But this time, we’re not just on opposite sides; we’re continents, if not galaxies away from each other. Consider:   Kristen Stewart attends the World Premiere of “Snow White And The Huntsman” in London in a Marchesa...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Elle UK, some copy seems to have dropped off your June cover accidentally.   Kristen Stewart covers the June 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine in Jil Sander. Because we’re pretty sure that’s supposed to read: KRISTEN STEWART INSIDE HER WORLD OF REALLY UNFLATTERING HAIRSTYLES...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

Darlings, it was the “Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition” in Paris! We don’t quite know what that is, but apparently it required all the ladystars attending to wear Very Serious Fashion. Except one, that is. Dianna Agron Very cute. It’s a basic little...

Kristen Stewart attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris, looking like a dominatrix on the Starship Enterprise. Balenciaga Tube Sandal Hey, we call it like we see it. The entire world stopped for a moment to discuss her footwear and we figured we could do no less ourselves. We actually...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

Dolls, we don’t know if you heard, but there’s this Twilight movie thing coming out.   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ Los Angeles Premiere. Kristen Stewart is wearing a J. Mendel dress. J. Mendel Spring 2012...

We’re not gonna lie and pretend Kristen has a ton of presence here, because she doesn’t. But we’re endlessly fascinated with the various ways people attempt to style her and how the stylists of the world so often get her wrong. In our opinion, at least.   Kristen...

Let’s check in on those plucky Twilight kids and see what they’re doing now.   Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Hand and Footprint Ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Kristen Stewart wears a Marios Schwab dress. Marios Schwab Spring...

So a couple of days ago we pissed off an army of Kristen Stewart fan girls on twitter because we didn’t like her spread for GQ and didn’t think the retro glam looks they styled her in really suited her looks or her personality. We will never, no matter how long we do this fabulous...

Kristen Stewart for the November 2011 issue of British GQ photographed by Norman Jean Roy. These pictures got a lot of press, but we’re just not feeling them. Let’s face it: the girl is not a girly-girl. You can slap on the eyeliner and lacquer the hair and she can give soundbites...

While we were smack in the middle of watching and live-tweeting last night’s Project Runway, Lorenzo did the gay gasp, looked up from his laptop, and momentarily channeled one of our teenage nieces. “OhmigoddidyouseeKristenStewart? In W? Ohmigodshelooksamazing!” Tom, totally...