We honestly considered briefly the idea of subjecting this to an “IN or OUT” vote, but then we couldn’t stop laughing at the idea, so we figured it was too ludicrous to go through with. And “ludicrous” is definitely the word of the moment: Kristen Stewart attends...
Kristen Stewart in OsmanAttagirl, Miss Kristen. Attagirl. Kristen Stewart attends the 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards in an Osman checkered top and shorts paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. It’s kind of odd how she’ll often show up at events arguably more important to her career looking like she hates... Oscars 2013 Red Carpet RundownAll right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up... Kristen Stewart in ErdemWhenever K Stew acts bored or annoyed with the kind of attention she routinely gets; whenever she expresses discomfort with her career or angst over her lot in life; whenever she works to give the impression that she just wants to be left alone and that she finds the grind of celebrity... Kristen Stewart in Catherine MalandrinoWe’re so inured to the effects of sheer dresses that the amount of skin showing here didn’t even cause us to bat an eye. Kristen Stewart attends ‘On the Road’ special screening in NYC in Catherine Malandrino. Catherine Malandrino Fall 2012 Collection Our first... Kristen Stewart in Jason WuKristen Stewart attends a special screening of ‘On The Road’ in Los Angeles, California in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn [Photo Credit: Getty,... Kristen Stewart in Talbot RunhofKristen Stewart attends the 4th Annual Governors Awards in Hollywood, California in a Talbot Runhof gown. [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR... Kristen Stewart in A.L.C. and Juicy CoutureWe have to admit, we laughed our asses off at this: Kristen Stewart attends The Variety Studio: Awards Edition in Los Angeles, California. A.L.C. Jesse V Neck Tee. Juicy Couture Eton Pants. Cartier Juste Un Clou Nail Bracelet. Cole Haan Breslyn Monkstrap Shoes. Girlfriend simply has not one... ‘The Twilight Saga’ Germany PremiereTaylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ Germany Premiere. Kristen Stewart in Elie Saab Robert Pattinson in Burberry Taylor Lautner in Hugo Boss [Photo Credit: Away!/PR... Kristen Stewart in Christian Dior at Twilight PremierePresenting… Miss Kristen Stewart, in the ongoing melodrama that T Lo likes to make up about her red carpet appearances. Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ in Madrid, Spain in a Christian Dior dress paired with... Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad at UK Twilight PremiereK Stew got in touch with her inner Cher for the UK premiere of her little fang movie: Kristen Stewart attends the UK Premiere of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ in Zuhair Murad. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection Oh, she is SO FREAKING HAPPY this is... Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad at Twilight PremiereOh, nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan. Your facial expression here speaks for all of us: Kristen Stewart attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California in a Zuhair Murad gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. Zuhair Murad Fall... Kristen Stewart in A.L.C. on Jimmy FallonDamn. K Stew really slapped on the warpaint for this one. Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on the “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ show in an A.L.C. dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. A.L.C. Spring 2013 Collection But we’ve said it before about her: she’s got... Kristen Stewart in Peter PilottoAnother entry in the “God, you bitches are never happy” sweepstakes: Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Peter Pilotto dress. Peter Pilotto Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver See, ever since we started commenting on... IN or OUT: Kristen Stewart in BalenciagaWe’ll keep this very simple. You see, Daddy and Daddy are fighting again, and it’s all Kristen’s fault. Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kristin Liljegren... WERQ: Kristen Stewart in Louis VuittonThere is love in our hearts right now. Kristen Stewart attends photocall to promote ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in Tokyo, Japan in a Louis Vuitton romper paired with Brian Atwood ‘Sable’ booties. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Stina Rapp... Kristen Stewart in BalenciagaWe salute you, K Stew. Because we’re pretty sure you’re one of only a highly select few people who can make a neon yellow biker jacket and a pair of floral pants actually work. Kristen Stewart attends the Balenciaga Spring 2013 fashion show during Paris Fashion Week.... WERQ: Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga and A.L.C.Miss K looks put together and full of attitude. Love it all. Kristen Stewart attends screening of ‘On The Road’ in NYC in a Balenciaga white shirt paired with A.L.C. trousers and Jimmy Choo shoes. Head to toe, girl. Head to toe. Chic as shit. Snaps up. [Photo Credit:... Kristen Stewart in Zuhair Murad CoutureLooks like K Stew took a page from Miss Scarlett O’Hara and treated the premiere of her new movie like it was Ashley Wilkes’ birthday party and she was just the harlot to show up every other woman in the room. Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘On The... Kristen Stewart for Vogue UK MagazineKristen Stewart, having dared to do something not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now, has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue... Lautner, Stewart & Pattinson at the Teen Choice Aw...It’s almost like they’re graduating, isn’t it? They should’ve worn caps and gowns. Twilight stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attend the Teen Choice Awards 2012. Credit where it’s due: K Stew and Pattinson look like they put the effort in... |