Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Everthing about this is so very wrong. Kristen Bell makes an appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” in a Cushnie et Ochs dress paired with Casadei shoes. Cushnie et Ochs Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Alyona Subbotina Casadei ‘Blade’ Pump Kristen’s been...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

Kittens, why do ladystars do this to us? We say – over and over again – that we fully support ladypants on the RC and love to see a lady make that choice. And then what do those ladystars do? They prove – over and over again – that with fame comes an accompanying total...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers: A.J. Cook Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...