It’s times like these that we really wish we were the Red Carpet Police and we could just stop people before they get to the step-and-repeat, especially when they look like this, and say:   Khloe Kardashian attends the Z100′s Jingle Ball 2011 in New York City.  ...

Darlings, the International Association of Hookers and Gold Diggers had their annual konvention in Hollywood! And the working girls all kame out to blow kisses at th– hang on. Oh. Sorry. This isn’t a kollection of hookers; it’s the Kardashian Klan and Friends at the launch...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Amanda Michalka in Georges Hobeika   The collar is too much, but we’re liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It’s like trompe l’oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem. Ashley Bell No. Get back in your limo, go home...