Dolce&Gabbana Darlings, ever since International Spy Bob Benson unleashed his super-1968 pair on the latest episode of Mad Men, the topic of short shorts for men has been bubbling up all over the place this week. We honestly find it a little sad that so many people so fear the boy...

Oh Solange. We’re in love with your head. It’s a shame it doesn’t really go with the dress. Solange Knowles attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Kenzo dress accessorized with an Edie Parker clutch. Seriously, look at those...

Look, we get it. You’re attending a fashion show, you know you’re going to be photographed, so you make sure to have the designer send something over for you to wear. Haven’t we all been there, darlings? But Jessica… Jessica Alba attends the Kenzo Fall 2013 show during...

We are more than happy to sit out this latest (and ongoing) look to the ’90s from the world of fashion. Robert, on the other hand, didn’t really get a chance to indulge the first time the ’90s rolled around, so … have at it, son.   Robert Pattinson attends...

We’re stamping our little feet in anger, Robert Pattinson. It’s bad enough you’re making a very nice suit look like shit…   Robert Pattinson attends the ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Kenzo. … BUT YOU’RE PLAYING POCKET POOL...

Darlings, let’s all sit down and have a very serious conversation about accessories. To hell with that. It’s too hot and besides, accessories convos always turn out to be quite binary: “I would wear that” vs. “I would not wear that.” These Kenzo accessories...

Baby GURL. We just want to pick you up and hoist you on our shoulders so the world can see your tiny little fabulosity. Chloë Moretz attends the CinemaCon 2012 Awards Ceremony in Las Vegas in a Kenzo dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Kenzo Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Jimmy Choo...

Altuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of)  the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard...

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

Darlings, there was something called a “Power of Youth” event. Should we be concerned? Are the Youth going to rise up and strike down their elders? Are they organizing now? We blame the internet. We only have one power of our own to wield against the Power of Youth. We have the...

Y’know, it never actually occurred to us to ask this question, but what if Frida Kahlo, Georgia O’Keeffe, and Alfred Stieglitz were all as gorgeous as models and lived together as a threesome? They’d probably never get any work done what with all the posing and sex, so we...

“Baby it’s cold outside?” We realize little coffeeshop sidewalk chalkboards have to come up with something, but only if he’s wearing 30 pounds of clothing and only showing skin in the area from his eyebrows to his chin; THEN you can say it’s cold outside. We miss...