Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

Darlings, the International Association of Hookers and Gold Diggers had their annual konvention in Hollywood! And the working girls all kame out to blow kisses at th– hang on. Oh. Sorry. This isn’t a kollection of hookers; it’s the Kardashian Klan and Friends at the launch...