It occurs to us that we probably give Miss Kelly the “WERQ!” treatment more than any other single ladystar. And it also occurs to us that we may have built up a sort of Pavlovian response now and immediately start snapping and neck rolling every time we encounter a picture of her....

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

We’d feel kind of funny shouting “WERQ!” to a lady sporting nothing more complicated than a skirt and blouse, but boy does she ever look fantastic here:   Kelly Rowland attends the Sixth Annual ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood Awards Luncheon in Beverly Hills,...

All things considered, this is a pretty simple look, but for pure BAM factor, you can’t beat it:   Kelly Rowland attends the BET Honors 2013 event in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Charlotte Olympia pumps. Emilio Pucci Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous Charlotte Olympia...

Normally we love pretty much everything Miss Kelly does from a style perspective, but we’re having trouble with this one:   Kelly Rowland attends “VH1 Divas” 2012 in Los Angeles Is it dramatic? Yes. Is that color gorgeous on her? Also yes. Do we like the lapels? In...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

It’s a Double-WERQ day, darlings! But we could give her no less, because Miss Kelly is serving up HAIR.   Kelly Rowland at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2012 collection launch in Sydney in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle Spikes’ shoes....

Miss Kelly! We love your Donna Summer hair, girl! Dim all the lights, sweet darling!   Kelly Rowland attends TW Steel & Jordy Cobelens unveiling of the new TW Steel Kelly Rowland ‘Special Edition’ watches in New York City in an Alexander McQueen dress. Alexander McQueen...

Believe it or not, this almost inspired a WERQ post. Kelly Rowland attends release party of her new album “ICE” in Berlin in leather pants by Jitrois and Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle’ Pump Now, before the Bitter Kitten cries of “WHAT? A...

Miss Kelly! GURL!   Kelly Rowland attends the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2012 in London in a Maria Grachvogel gown. You spread your diva wings and fly away in triumph, Miss Lady. You are WERQing that shit and making every other bitch in the room eat it. They’re all crying...

Poodles, it was the 5th Annual ESSENCE “Black Women in Hollywood” Luncheon! All ladies to the red carpet, please!   Anika Noni Rose We love how different she looks from appearance to appearance. She never not looks like herself, but she’ll switch up hairstyles and...

Oooooooh, Miss Lady. Kelly Rowland attends the Clive Davis and the Recording Academy’s 2012 Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons Honoring Richard Branson in Badgley Mischka. Since the original seems incapable of doing so anymore, you WERQ that Diana Ross shit, girl! All hail the...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

We did it for the boys last week and that proved so popular that we’re forcing the ladies into a face-giving cage match. Once again, our question is simple:   Who is giving the best face on the January 2012 Marie Claire cover?   Jolie’s bringing her A-game, but...

Darlings, the whole “tree leaning on power lines” situation, which has been going on for 24 tense hours directly outside our front door, is currently being dealt with by nice young men with too many tattoos and a wood chipper, which means we can finally put away our candles and...

Bless our fairy blogsisters for the term “scrolldown fug” because, well… just look for yourself: Kelly Rowland attends attends a photocall for X Factor in London in a Versace dress paired with shoes and cuff by Giuseppe Zanotti and earrings by Lorraine Schwartz. Versace Fall...

Miss Kelly always gives us something to talk about, bless her. Kelly Rowland visits BET’s “106 & Park” in New York City in an Emma Griffiths dress paired with Christian Dior shoes; cuff by Vionnet and earrings and ring by Simone Smith. Emma Griffiths Spring 2011...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

A lot of the bitter kittens seemed pretty upset with Kelly last week when she wore that lace belly shirt,  so we thought we’d do the girl a solid and feature her in something quite a bit more conservative and grown up. Unfortunately, it may have gone too far in the other direction....

Darlings! TWO I/O posts in one day! OUTRAGEOUS! But we can explain. Which we will now do as if we were bit players in a 1930s gangster movie. Why? Bored. You see… So Lorenzo says to Tom, he says, “Tom, did you see those pictures of that dame Kelly Rowland all the way over in...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....