No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...

Let’s start the day off with a quick shot of fab. Kelly Osbourne at the screening of “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” to benefit the Musicares Map Fund in Hollywood in Manish Arora. Manish Arora Fall 2011 Collection/Model: So Young Kang (MARILYN) We supposed when a star is...

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits. Hit it, bitches. Kelly...

It’s hot and we can’t work up the energy to do anything more than shout out a “Hey, girl!” on the street. Kelly Osbourne arriving at the Millbank Centre in London. Nikita sunglasses by Tom Ford Hey, girl! LOVE your shades! Love your bag! Go on with yourself! Okay,...

Kelly Osbourne attends the premiere of “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” during the 10th annual Tribeca Film Festival New York City. We’re not sure about this look. It seems a bit of a step backwards for her; like something we would have seen her wear circa 2008 or so, when she was...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they’re okay. Kelly Osbourne is the new model for Madonna and daughter Lola’s Material Girl clothing line for Macy’s. She’s replacing the brand’s former model, Taylor Momsen. “Madonna and Lola are back with Kelly...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...