Miss Kelly works within her wheelhouse by TURNING UP THE HEAT! for Cosmo:   Kelly Osbourne covers the July 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath. Could there possibly be a more Kelly O kind of outfit? Very cute, though. Inside, she shoots her mouth...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

This is one of those looks in which her lavender beehive actually works to her benefit. Lavender Beehive will be the name of the all-lesbian band we’re going to manage. Or the all-drag-queen one.   Kelly Osbourne attends the CLEO magazine relaunch party at The Star in Sydney,...

Before we get to the outfit, we just want to point out that we’re two red carpet commenters commenting on another red carpet commenter’s outfit on the red carpet, as she promotes her red-carpet-commentary show. The meta, you’re soaking in it. Kelly Osbourne attends a...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Kelly Osbourne attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Temperley London gown accessorized with a Judith Leiber clutch.     [Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Gotta say, we LOVE this dress.   Kelly Osbourne attends the W LOVE Hangover Ball in New York City in a Jean-Charles de Castelbaljac dress. Jean-Charles de Castelbaljac Spring 2013 Collection It’s clearly not an easy dress to pull off but it’s just as clear that she’s...

Darlings, Kelly O won some sort of Ultimate Style Icon award at this Cosmo-sponsored “Ultimate Women Awards” thingy. Hmmph. We’ll just see about THAT.   Kelly Osbourne attends the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman of the Year awards in London, England in a Zimmermann dress...

We’ll give Kelly credit for two things: She has fun with her style. She knows how to commit to a look.   Kelly Osbourne promotes E! Entertainment Television at the Plaza Condesa in Mexico City in a silver H&M peplum dress paired with Yves Saint Laurent shoes, and Delfina...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

Hi, Kelly! Let’s play a game. It’s called “One Dubious Compliment and One Bitchy Criticism.” Doesn’t that sound like fun? We’ll go first.   Kelly Osbourne attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in a top...

This outfit is seriously cute in a retro-early-’90s kinda way.   Kelly Osbourne attends the David Lynch Cocktail Party at Milk Studios in Los Angeles. But JESUS, MARY, AND OPRAH, that is some awful hair. Kelly, sweetie, we don’t know what those dizzy L.A. queens are...

We’ll get to Lulu in a second, first we have to say something. Kelly Osbourne attends E! 2012 Upfront in NYC in a plaid dress paired with a Lulu Guinness clutch. She’s veering into Dawn Davenport territory with that hair. But hey, the dress is cute, right? This concludes the...

Maybe we should start mainlining pour a second cup of coffee, because we’re very confused by what we’re seeing here and keep staring at it like an optical illusion, waiting for the vase or the old lady to appear before our eyes.   Kelly Osbourne attends the Kreiss 75th...

Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...