We can’t stop laughing at these pictures. That’s probably not what the people involved intended, is it?   Kellan Lutz covers the November/December 2012 issue of Essential Homme magazine photographed by Randall Slavin and styled by Neil Rodgers. Kellan, sweetie. You just...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Not gonna lie, kittens. Our asses are DRAGGING this morning. While we try and get caught up on the million little things we have to do, amuse yourselves with pictures of Kellan, staring off into the distance and wearing too many layers of beige. Kellan Lutz is featured in the latest issue of...

Hi Kellan! Aren’t checkouts a total drag? On the upside, you look totally adorable here.   Kellan Lutz is seen checking out of his New York City hotel. The jeans are a little too baggy for the look and we’ll never not think those artfully distressed workman’s boots on a...

Darlings, it was GQ Magazine’s 2012 Gentleman’s Ball in New York City. Let’s see how the gentlemen did, shall we? In fact, let’s play a game, because “hem your pants” and “get your hands out of your pockets” gets old. You are allowed to change...

Kellan Lutz hauled his massive tits out once again; this time, for the benefit of Dylan George And Abbot + Main (also: us).   Dylan George And Abbot + Main launch Fall 2012 Campaign starring Kellan Lutz and Kate Upton called ‘California Dreaming.’   There. That should...

Matchy accessories make our eyes twitch but matchy couples make our eyes bleed.   Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend Sharni Vinson attend the Unbridled Eve Gala in Louisville, Kentucky. So we are not inclined to be kind here, what with our currently bleeding eyeballs making it difficult to...

Darlings, it’s time once again to check in on the famous, the nearly famous, and the pseudo-famous in the front rows of New York Fashion Week. And also to judge them!   Derek Lam Fall 2012 Show Anna Wintour Serving it up, Wintour-style. Glenda Bailey Joe Zee, Robbie Myers, Anne...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

Celebrity-watching is ever so much more fun than bird-watching, don’t you find? General Idea Fall 2012 Show Kellan Lutz We have a story. Unless you’re sitting directly across from them, it’s sometimes hard to see which celebrities are attending a show because the tent is...

Aw, Kellan. We felt a little bad yesterday when we said you were getting too big for suits, so we jumped at the possibility of featuring you in the clothes your body was meant to wear, i.e. jeans, when we saw these pictures of you walking all dudetastically with your bros: Kellan Lutz heading...

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals was dripping with homoeroticism.   Henry Cavill in Tom Ford This man is exquisite. We’re loving the disco-fabulousness here, with the Superman hair, the big shirt collar and lapels, and the thick tie. He looks...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.] Hit it, fellas! Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the...

Oh, what the hell. Kellan Lutz at the 2011 Coachella Music Festival. We really were kidding when we said last week we were thinking of launching a totally gratuitous “Thursday Thighs” series of posts, but you vulgar little minions insisted. Besides, we need a meaty man after...

Let’s see; it’s not Thursday, so we can’t talk about his thighs (by the way, we were joking about Thursday Thighs but now it looks like we’re going to have to follow through). We’ve discussed the newsboy cap ad nauseam. There’s nothing interesting to say...

The stars (or at least the stars who aren’t resting up for the Oscars) came out for the Costume Designers Guild Awards. In a room full of people whose entire careers are based on dressing others, let’s see how they did. Halle Berry in Elie Saab Spring 2011 Couture Question for the...