We think Tay-Tay’s going through a period where she’s trying to dress a little more grownup and sexy, and to that, we can only offer positive reinforcement. So let’s make a skinny, rich white girl feel better about herself, shall we, kittens?   Taylor Swift attends the...

Jennifer Lopez attends the Las Vegas premiere of ‘Parker’ in a Kaufmanfranco Spring 2013 sheer paneled backless column gown acessorized with a Ferragamo clutch.     [Photo Credit:...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

We just don’t get this chickie at all. She’s pretty; she’s young; she’s got a great body; she’s regularly handed free clothes from the top designers. And yet she never manages to look anything but half-assed or decades older than her age.   Julianne Hough...

Darlings, it was the CFDA Awards! If the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then the CFDAs are sort of like student body elections. You know; kinda dorky.   Busy Phillips in Martin Margiela  Honey, your tits appear to be weeping. Examine that.   Gretchen Mol in Sophie Theallet...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

It’s been a while since we pissed off a bunch of Jen-o-philes. Let’s get crackin’. Jennifer Aniston attends the ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in a Kaufmanfranco dress paired with Balenciaga sandals, a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, and Fred Leighton...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

Darlings, it’s the Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection fashion during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week! “The Heart Truth will once again bring the Red Dress to life on the runway at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, with the debut of the Red Dress Collection 2011. Being...