We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

It is with great sadness that we have to report that Katy Perry has no gays. Hard to believe, but we can come to no other conclusion after viewing these pictures. Katy Perry at the Piccadilly Theatre in London in a Giambattista Valli two-tone crepe cape dress. Giambattista Valli Fall 2011...

Katy done landed herself another endorsement contract. Press release fairy? Why don’t you take over for a minute. “Today world leading professional hair styling brand ghd announces the signing of music sensation Katy Perry as the new face of the brand. Working in close...

You guys, Katy Perry… she’s a national treasure; a gift from God to gay fashion bloggers like us. Just look at the smorgasbord of crack she laid out for us last night: Atelier Versace Fall 2011 dress Vintage bath mat Chinoiserie. Genius. Excellent use of props. By the way, the...

Imagine you’re Katy Perry. Put aside immediate considerations, such as “I stop showing my cleavage to children” or “I divorce Russell Brand.” For the purposes of this game, you are to imagine that you are Katy Perry and that you have a hankering to go see that...

Since it’s Canada Day, let’s take a break from worshipping the British monarchy and check in with someone who (thankfully) has no decorum at all. Katy Perry celebrates the launch of her debut fragrance “Purr” at Sears in Toronto, Canada in a Christian Dior dress paired...

Tits McHonkerboobs displayed her secondary sexual characteristics to an eager audience of millions of Vanity Fair readers. Because muppets weren’t enough for her. Vanity Fair June 2011 Issue Editorial: “Katy Perry’s Grand Tour” Photographer: Annie Liebowitz Stylist:...

It’s a question every girl asks herself at least once in her life: “What am I going to wear to the launch of my new fragrance?”  Thankfully, we have Rihanna and Katy Perry, who are blazing trails in this exciting new arena of celebrity branding and money-making.  Let’s...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

  ELLE March 2011 issue photographed by Carter Smith Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Anja Rubik We are never going to stop singing the praise of that Gucci spring 2011 collection, high-waisted pants aside. We just love the eye-searing colors and the fact that the whole collection...

M.I.A. in Manish Arora Spring 2009 M.I.A. in House of Holland Spring 2009 Such a demure young lady, basking in the glow of impending motherhood. To be perfectly blunt (and a little serious) when we see celebrities that dress like this, our only thought is “Her self esteem must be in the...