We feel like proud gay uncles who spent years indulging a wacky niece with horrible taste only to see her turn into a princess. Katy Perry covers the July 2013 issue of Vogue magazine in a Rodarte dress photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Our little girl is all grown up. Snf. But we fully expect...

We kind of love just how normal Katy looks here:   Katy Perry at LAX. She just looks like any of a large number of semi-cool city chicks getting off work and meeting up with friends. Sure, it’s got some light Katy touches, like the whimsical tone of the dress or the slightly off...

Once again, Katy Perry teaches us an important life lesson. Namely, this: When you know you’re walking into a room stuffed wall-to-wall with drama queens and attention whores, you don’t fret over how to compete, darlings.   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

Bless you, Katy. We knew you wouldn’t succumb to the “Spring means TOTAL LACK OF COLOR!!!!” trend going on with our ladycelebs lately. And bless you for turning the tired old fragrance launch event into something that looks like a coronation in Wonderland. Katy Perry unveils...

Katy Perry attends the 2013 Delete Blood Cancer Gala in New York City in a Vera Wang gown accessorized with a Judith Leiber clutch, Jimmy Choo heels, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Vera Wang Printed Strapless Ruched Mermaid Gown     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

What an odd dress:   Katy Perry attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail Party in New York City in Prada. Prada Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ondria Hardin Prada Spring 2013 Clutch That’s the worst runway-to-real-world transition we’ve...

We think Miss Katy and her stylist-slave have come up with a slightly more sophisticated style for her while still looking very Katy. Consider: Katy Perry attends ‘The Smurfs 2′ photo call in Cancun, Mexico in a Monique Lhuillier lace dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. Monique...

We’ve gotta give the girl credit. She really does have a knack for taking her cartoon-and-Kool-aid-flavored manic pixie act and make it look chic:   Katy Perry attends the Lacoste L!ve Desert Pool Party during the 2013 Coachella Music Festival in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce &...

Ooooh, Miss Katy. So close. You almost pulled off “sophisticated.”   Katy Perry attends Coach’s 3rd Annual Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund in Santa Monica, California in a Thakoon dress accessorized with a Coach clutch,...

It really says something about Katy Perry that we can look at her in a wild print and glorified bra and say, “What’s wrong with Katy? She looks so subdued. Is she depressed?” Katy Perry attends the 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards in a Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress...

Now that we’ve buttered you up with the sublime, it’s time to unleash the ridiculous:   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in head-to-toe Gucci. Gucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Look, we like Miss Katy. We like her wacky and we like her tacky. But this...

Katy Perry attends a celebration of Carole King and her music to benefit Paul Newman’s The Painted Turtle Camp in Hollywood, California in an Yves Saint Laurent dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and an Amrapali necklace. Amrapali Rose Cut Diamond Collar Necklace    ...

Katy Perry attends the The Trevor Project’s 2012 Trevor Live! event in a Marchesa dress paired with a Lena Erziak clutch. Marchesa Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Kamila Filipcikova Lena Erziak ‘Apple’ Clutch     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com,...

It’s kind of refreshing to see Miss Katy ditch the spackle and the shine and go out looking like a candle-shop owner in Taos:   Katy Perry arrives at JFK Airport in New York City. No criticisms here. She looks comfy and cute. Okay, we lied. One criticism: the purse kind of clashes....

After yesterday’s succession of increasingly cranky posts featuring questionable outfits, we’ve got a whole fuckton of gowns in the offing for y’all today. A FUCKTON OF GOWNS. It’s a fashion term. You wouldn’t understand. Katy? Katy Perry attends the 9th Annual...

After Christina’s walking disaster and Gwen’s rocker chic, we feel the need to turn to something pretty and feminine for a little balance. That we’re turning to Katy Perry is a bit of a surprise, but not too much. When she’s not dressed like a cartoon character, she...

Y’know? We’ve gotta give it to Miss Katy. There’s something sort of elegant and California-chic about this look, and she’s pulling it off quite well.   Katy Perry attends CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Event in Los Angeles, California in Wes Gordon. Wes Gordon Spring...

Any goodwill we had toward Katy for making some decent style choices lately is evaporating in the wake of yet another confirmation that she makes terrible MAN choices. John Mayer, Miss Katy? Really? Oh, girl. Let’s judge them.   Katy Perry and John Mayer step out to celebrate...

You guys, Katy looks elegant. We know! Right? Crazy! And she even managed elegance while still shoving her boobs in everyone’s face!   Katy Perry attends the Comedy Central’s Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs event in New York City in a Gucci...

Some day, apparently far in the future, stylists will figure out what to do with Katy Perry for photo shoots without falling back on “retro Hollywood glam.” Katy Perry’s latest campaign for the hair-styling brand Ghd shot by Ellen von Unwerth in Los Angeles.   But we...

Last month, Vogue Italia repackaged Katy into Lady Gaga. This month, L’Officiel turns her into Florence Welch. If we were Katy, we’d start getting a little offended. Katy Perry covers the September 2012 issue of L’Officiel magazine photographed by Cuneyt Akeroglu in a Louis...