Okay, Katie. You win. This is SUPER-cute:   Katie Holmes leaves Tartine restaurant in the West Village in New York City wearing an Étoile Isabel Marant embroidered dress paired with Superga sneakers. Étoile Isabel Marant Beige Demma Embroidered Dress Superga 2750 Cotu Classic Sneaker...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

This an almost perfect iteration of THE Katie Holmes look.   Katie Holmes attends the opening night performance of ‘The Other Place’ at the Manhattan Theatre Club in New York City in Chloé. It’s slouchy and intellectual, a bit Diane Keaton in Annie Hall crossed with...

After featuring so many pics of her lately looking all Serious New York Theater Actress as she walks down the street, our eyes were momentarily pleased to see Miss Katie all dressed up. Katie Holmes attends ’12-12-12′ a concert benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund to aid the...

We try and keep things Massengil-fresh here at T Lo Bad Analogies, LLC. To that end, we try to break up all the red carpet posts each day with Guy/Gal on the Street posts, just so we can talk about things other than 30,000-dollar gowns or 8-thousand dollar shoes. But this morning, as we...

We realize that Katie – even prior to her famous kidnapping – was never really all that flashy a dresser, but this is just plain old frumpy:   Katie Holmes attends the premiere of ‘Dead Accounts’ in New York City in a Bottega Veneta dress accessorized with a...

Everyone yelled at us the last time Katie walked down the street because we’re big ol’ meanies who thought her outfit was weird and lumpy. But like most celebrities, she clearly hangs on our every word and makes adjustments in her life based entirely on our reactions. How else to...

No, no, no, no, Katie Holmes. This simply will not do AT ALL.   Katie Holmes grabs a cup of coffee in New York City. She clearly has no gays in her life (anymore). Because if she did, they would have told her that she’s in a step-it-up period of her life and since everyone’s...

Oh, Miss Katie. We understand the bitchface; really we do. Sometimes a gal just wants to drop her kid off at school and get in some quick grocery shopping before work. Who the hell needs a camera in their face in the middle of all that?   Katie Holmes strolling down the streets of New...

We don’t know, you guys. Katie’s looking a little scary to us right now.   Harper’s Baazar Russia October 2012 Issue Editorial: “Elementary Holmes” Photographer: Gilles Bensimon Stylist: Natalia Alverdian Hair: Sebastian Scolarici Makeup: Christian McCulloch...

Like clockwork, Katie’s big glamorous magazine cover drops. Why, we’d almost believe this entire episode has been as planned out as your average royal wedding or Oscars ceremony. Almost, darlings. Tank top from Tom Ford, $750. Stretch wool trousers from Holmes & Yang, $1,150....

Katie visited her lawyer, you guys! Can you stand all the celebrity excitement? We’re buzzing over here! Suri’s gonna climb into a bell tower with a shotgun any day now! Katie Holmes is spotted leaving her lawyer’s office in New York City. And while we can get behind these...

With nothing going on in her life at the moment, Katie took this opportunity to take a leisurely stroll, knowing that no one would be paying attention to her and she could have some lovely “me” time. Katie Holmes tapes an appearance for “Project Runway: All Stars” at...

Hey, Miss Katie!   Katie Holmes out and about in NYC. Ikat Braided Cami by The Gap. Pleated Maxi Skirt by Holmes & Yang. Studded Cuff by Hermès We just wanted to say that we love the idea of you swanning around in GAP clothes, and we really love that pleated maxi skirt and cami, but...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Spooky bronze robot girl Katie Holmes gives us her best Blue Steel for the H. Stern Spring ad campaign, photographed by Tom Munro.   Something occurred to us as we were looking at these pics: we don’t think we’d even recognize her if she ever broke out in an open-mouthed...

Well shut our mouths. Apparently Tom Cruise does own a suit. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC. Katie Holmes wears a Holmes & Yang dress. But you know the little manly man was just dying to get back into his...

Katie Holmes posing for the jewelry company H. Stern new campaign shot by Tom Munro. These shots of Katie, for H. Stern’s new ad campaign, certainly make her look beautiful (because she is; in the circus that is her private life, it seems like we forget what an old school beauty she...

Katie Holmes covers the August 2011 Issue of Vogue Spain (photographed by Tom Munro) and works yet another un-Katie-like persona. Lanvin Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Milou van Groesen (VIVA) We really don’t get this chick sometimes. That’s not exactly an original thought, we admit....

Well, that answers that. The world finally has an answer to the eternal question “What would Laura Ingalls wear to her prom?” Katie Holmes attended the 56th annual Drama Desk awards at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City in Holmes & Yang.  H&Y is her vanity line, in...

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the Simon Wiesenthal Center’s Annual National Tribute Dinner honoring Tom Cruise in Beverly Hills. There’s an annual Tom Cruise dinner? Like he doesn’t get fluffed enough? Katie wore a Dolce & Gabanna dress.     He: Looks...