We miss Kate. We admit, she got on our nerves and lost some points with us back in her Oscar poledancing days (much the same way Miss Hathaway is now getting the brunt of the public’s cranky post-awards season exhaustion today). She did what so many lady stars do when they stake a claim...

And speaking of dressing for the venue…   Kate Winslet holds her CBE, for services to drama, which was awarded to her by Queen Elizabeth II during an Investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace in London, England in an Alexander McQueen suit paired with a hat by milliner Natalie...

Yikes. Katie’s giving some serious bitchface here. Maybe she’s not used to London traffic since moving back there to live with her boyfriend. Or maybe she’s just annoyed that her boyfriend’s last name is Rocknroll. God knows we’d be pissed at that. But really,...

Since we happened to catch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind the other night for the 30th time, and since it’s one of our favorite movies and possibly our favorite romantic movie ever, we feel it’s time to revisit that controversial thing we once said about Kate that got a lot...

Once again, we’re just using this red carpet appearance as an excuse to talk about something else. Kate Winslet attends the ‘Titanic 3D’ World Premiere in London in a Jenny Packham gown paired with Goode & Son jewelry. Bag and shoes by Christian Louboutin. Quick...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Katie straps on her Serious Actress face for the  St. John Spring 2012 ad campaign, photographed by Craig McDean. That is some serious face-giving. She’s serving up Oscar Winner on a silver platter with Swarovski crystals sprinkled all over it. Here is her next soon-to-be award-winning...

Damn, suddenly everyone wants to put Kate in heavy eye makeup.     UK Harper’s Bazaar November 2011 Issue Editorial: “Kate” Photographer: Tom Munro Stylist: Cathy Kasterine Hair: Nicola Clark Makeup: Miranda Joyce On her breakup with director Sam Mendes: “One thing...

We love Kate; really we do. Oh sure, we criticize her for her robotic red carpet appearances and privately we roll our eyes when she gives one of those (to us) breathlessly insincere “li’l ol’ me”  acceptance speeches every time she wins an award, but when she’s...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...

Hey, kids! It’s Friday! Let’s do a quick rundown of red carpet highlights from Day Two of the Venice Film Festival and say short, bitchy things about each outfit! Okay? Okay! Abbie Cornish attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2011...

After a night up with our colicky baby (i.e., our facacta servers went down) we are AWAKE, darlings! Bright-eyed! Bushy-tailed! Running on fumes! But the beautiful thing about bitchery is, it actually gets easier when you’re really tired. Kate Winslet attends “Yo Dona”...

Good morning, darlings! Did you miss us? Are you all tanned and well-rested? It’s been a good while since we’ve  gone that long without forming opinions. Now they’re all backed up in our heads and we simply must have release. We have the blogger equivalent of blue balls. And...

Can’t WAIT for this one to air. We caught the “making of” documentary a couple of days ago and it looks to us like everyone involved is on their A game. So since we can’t discuss the mini-series (yet), let’s discuss what everyone wore to the premiere.   Kate...

Brace yourselves: Vogue UK April 2011 Issue Photographer: Mario Testino Fashion Editor: Beat Bollinger Hair: Orlando Pita for Orlo Salon Makeup: Linda Cantello “In Solo Act, an intimate interview and accompanying shoot by Mario Testino, Kate Winslet – sporting a new short blonde...

Stay with us, bitches! We’ve got a lot of ripping ahead of us, so get your coffee and settle in. Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Fall 2008 Couture We can understand why she made the alterations, but it was a more interesting dress before them. Still, she looks beautiful, and every...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...