Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

This dress makes us feel a little funny.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Gucci dress paired with a Neil Lane necklace and a Judith Leiber clutch. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Not in some sort of...

Miss Kate got dressed the hell UP to do a little bit of shopping.   Kate Beckinsale out and about in LA. Not that we disapprove or anything. Quite the contrary. She looks fabulous, head to toe. Those boots are KILLA. In fact, we kinda dig the whole monochromatic thing she’s got...

It’s a CALIFORNIA GURLS kinda day here at T Lo Regional Style Assessments, LLC, because we’ve heard that they’re fine, fresh and fierce. Earlier, Camilla Belle embodied the bratty, girly, Beverly Hills type and now here’s Kate, embodying the beachy-chic Santa Monica...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one. Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total...

Alright then, Kate! Now THAT’s what we’re talking about!   Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in an Armani Privé dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, Lorraine Schwartz jewelry, and a Kotur clutch. Armani Privé Spring...

Apparently, judging by the pictures, everyone at this photocall woke up moments ago from sleeping face down for the previous ten hours. Everyone’s got sleepy eye and puffy face.   Kate Beckinsale attends the “Total Recall” photocall in Los Angeles in a Christian Dior...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Yesterday, she went simple and sexy for her photocall. Today, things get a little more complicated. Kate Beckinsale attends ‘Underworld Awakening’ German Photocall in Berlin in a Christian Dior dress. Shoes by Savaltore Ferragamo and pearl ring by Samira. Christian Dior Spring...

Brace yourselves, bitches. This is going to come as a shock.   Kate Beckinsale attends the “Underworld: Awakening” Madrid Photocall in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Twist Front Matte Jersey Dress YES, SHE’S WEARING THE SILLY PUTTY PUMPS. WE KNOW. But despite our year-long...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Kate tries on a big-haired rich bitch persona and we’re not convinced it really suits her.    Kate Beckinsale for Harper’s Bazaar Russia January 2012 photographed by Katie Bleacher & Dean Everard and styled by Kira Shtranikh and Natalia Alaverdian. Hair: Adir Abergel....

We were pretty hard on Kate the other day, so we thought we’d do her a solid.   Kate Beckinsale shopping in LA. Burberry London Double Breasted Short Trench Coat We love the way she looks here. We love a cropped trench coat and a big pair of shades on the right gal. Who...

You guys, Kate Beckinsale is really tired. Tired of wearing clothes and tired of not being noticed.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominations Press Conference in West Hollywood in a Tadashi Shoji dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and a ring by...

Let’s check in again and see how the ladies did in their efforts to navigate the sea of nerdery in San Diego. Freida Pinto attends ‘Immortals’ Press Line during Comic-Con 2011 in San Diego. Michael Kors Resort 2012 Collection See, that’s the thing about “this...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....