Vicki Posh is very, very cross with you right now!   Victoria Beckham covers the latest issue of Elle France magazine photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in a dress from her Fall 2012 collection.   You have to go by the body language, because you really can’t tell from the face....

Uncle Karl is deigning to sell his wares to the unwashed and undoubtedly obese masses, but he’s slapping a grin on and pretending he’s not appalled that the proletariat will be touching things with his name on them. In Macy’s no less. “To me Macy’s is the perfect...