We were kind of hilariously cranky trying to put this post together. They’re celebrities, wearing designer clothing, attending a London fashion show, so you’d think this was right up our alley, but we find them both so irritating that all we can do is utter our disgust and/or...

Justin Timberlake attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Tom Ford suit.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Ahh, wedded bliss. Just look at these two lovebird, awash in the glow of marriage:   Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake out and about in New York City. Jesus, lighten up, will you, Jess? Yes, we can see your ring. She looks cute, but his jacket is weirdly shaped, no? It’s like an...

We think we’ve more than made the point that celebrity life is just plain weird, but nothing illustrates that more effectively than a big ol’ celeb wedding. Especially when it comes complete with attention-seeking covers of major magazines.   People paid the...

The minute we saw these two last night, we knew they were getting the Pairs Division slot. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the Met Gala 2012 in NYC. Jessical Biel wore Prada dress, shoes and clutch paired with Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Justin Timberlake wore a Tom Ford tuxedo. The...

Darlings, it’s time to put these man-prisses to the test. We ask you, of the following spring 2012 cologne ad campaigns, which of the following boystars is giving the best Blue Steel? Or put another way…   ¿Quién es más macho?   Is it: Jude Law for Dior Homme   or...

Normally, we’d probably run screaming from the idea of these two paired in one editorial. We suppose they each have their charms, but we’ve never really been the audience for either of them and, at the risk of sounding cranky (HAHA! I KNOW, RIGHT?), we tend to find them both a...

Justin Timberlake featured in the December 2011 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Benni Valsson and styled by Catherine Hayward.   The Timberlake does less than nothing for us, and truth be told, we always found him terribly irritating. This feeling has only gotten more...

Jesus, kids. Your movie just opened. It’s a bit early in the poledancing process for the two of you to look so pissed off and tired of the whole thing. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried attend “In Time”photocall in Berlin. Amanda Seyfried wears a Lyn Devon dress with...

Up is down, black is white, darlings. Not only did the boy do the heavy style lifting in this case, the boy is Timberlake. We know one little blonde pixie-starlet who hid her face in shame for the rest of the night. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried attend the UK Premiere for “In...

Those two crazy kids are still pole-dancing for their little fuckbuddy movie, so let’s tell them what they got wrong. We’ll do it together. As a community. It takes a village to tell a star they look like ass, darlings. Never forget that. Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake attend a...

Darlings, here are two things one should never do when Mr. Jesus decides that 110 degrees sounds just about right for your area of the world: 1) Do not follow through on the teeth-cleaning appointment 2) Do not pick today to replace a crappy old air conditioning unit. So, yes! You’ve...

“Friends with Benefits” apparently is code for “Friends who have no sense of style.” Having screwed the pooch (stylistically speaking) while in Cancun, Mila and Justin get let out of their cages one more time to see if they can get it right in New York. They...

Well, it seems that western culture is determined to foist that Friends with Benefits movie on us, so the stars are doing their contractually obligated bit to remind us all that they made a movie. Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis attend the ‘Friends With Benefits’ photocall at...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Former romantic pair and current co-stars Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz smiled through gritted teeth while they poledanced for their little movie. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake attend the premiere of “Bad Teacher” in New York City. Cameron Diaz is wearing a Chanel dress....