Darlings, considering the month or two he’s had, we think it behooves every Bitter Kitten to go out in the world, find the May issue of Teen Vogue, and cross out the word “YEAR” on the cover. Justin Bieber covers the May 2013 issue of Teen Vogue. Because...

Selena, honey, allow us to give you some Gay Uncle advice. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez heading to the Bo Burnham‘s comedy show in Hollywood. Free People New Romantics Pennies From Heaven Dress Sweetie, if you’re expected to spend hours getting dolled up and totter around in...

You’re all going to kill us for featuring this, aren’t you?     Dolce & Gabbana Justin Bieber featured in the ‘Spring 2012′ issue of V Magazine photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin and styled by Nicola Formichetti.   But hey,...

Little Rachel Maddow is getting his Xmas on, darlings. Let’s assess. Justin Bieber performs on NBC’s ‘Today’ in New York City in a Junya Watanabe jacket. Junya Watanabe Fair Isle Wool and Leather Varsity Jacket Lorenzo let out a groan when he saw these pictures....

The Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...