Good heavens, Miss Bowen. You’re beautiful.   Julie Bowen attends Oscar de le Renta and author Kelly Florio Kasouf invite children to shop the Spring 2013 Collections and Limited Edition ‘Sophie Party Dress’ at Oscar de La Renta Boutique in West Hollywood, California in...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

It’s the week before the Oscars and half of Hollywood is nesting at the moment, which means our red carpet pickings are slim. This isn’t the most exciting look in the world, but we’ll throw an “Attagirl” her way for bucking some of her style mistakes:  ...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Julie Bowen attends the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Kick-Off Party Hosted by Audi in Jenny Packham. Jenny Packham Fall 2012 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos,...

The last two IN or OUT posts were either looks we didn’t like or looks we were fighting over, so let’s flip the script and feature a look we pretty much love.   Julie Bowen attends the 1st Annual Baby2Baby Gala in Culver City, California in a Naeem Khan purple sequin caftan...

Our hearts seem to be full of love today, because we seem to be handing out praise left and right.* It’s Gay PMS, darlings. Every 28 days, we stop being loudmouthed bitches and turn into a basket of fluffy kittens. *Although even we couldn’t work up the kindness for Christina...

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

Julie, when you see these pictures – and you will see this pictures – console yourself with one thought: Julie Bowen hosts the Huggies Hawaiian and Baby2Baby Luau Event in Beverly Hills. It’s not anyone else’s dress either. It’s cute how you thought you could...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

It seems the only time we ever pay attention to Julie Bowen is when she’s in a much bigger red carpet lineup, like an awards show. We don’t mean to spare her from our laser-precise bitchery; it’s just that you can always expect her to dress in either black, gold, or white,...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...