Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Because every gal deserves an “Attagirl” when she – finally, and against all odds – gets it (mostly) right.   Julianne Hough attends EIF Women’s Cancer Research Fund’s 16th Annual ‘An Unforgettable Evening’ presented by Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly...

Julianne Hough attends the British Fashion Council Celebrates ‘London Show Rooms LA’ in Beverly Hills, California in a Peter Pilotto dress paired with Preen for Aldo shoes. Peter Pilotto Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

You know what? We’ve just been struck by a bolt of empathy, out of the blue. Don’t worry, it’ll likely pass very shortly. But something about these pictures just clicked with us and now we don’t feel like going straight for the bitchy joke. Julianne Hough attends the...

We can’t with this one anymore. We just don’t get it. You’d think, with the kind of resources that come with being Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend (not to mention genetics that render her conventionally pretty), this chick would never leave the house looking anything but...

Julianne Hough attends the premiere of ‘Safe Haven’ in Hollywood, California in an Alberta Ferretti gown paired with Martin Katz jewelry and a Judith Leiber clutch. Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Julianne Hough attends A Night with Nicholas Sparks’ Safe Haven: Filmmakers, Author and Stars Bring The Book To Life at Castle Studios in Burbank, California in a Temperley London dress accessorized with Saint Laurent shoes and Sethi Couture earrings.     [Photo Credit:...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Julianne Hough attends the 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills, California in a Jenny Packham gown. Jenny Packham Pre-Fall 2012 Collection       [Photo Credit: Bauergriffin, jennypackham.com] Note: Posts categorized as “Whiteboard” are meant to...

Hit it, hookers!   Allison Janney in Calvin Klein Elegant. And her hair looks great.   Ellie Kemper in Moschino We’d like it a lot better without the neck ruffle, which takes a pretty decent dress (although a little plain) into twee territory.     Jayma Mays in...

We just don’t get this chickie at all. She’s pretty; she’s young; she’s got a great body; she’s regularly handed free clothes from the top designers. And yet she never manages to look anything but half-assed or decades older than her age.   Julianne Hough...

Darlings, it was the CFDA Awards! If the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then the CFDAs are sort of like student body elections. You know; kinda dorky.   Busy Phillips in Martin Margiela  Honey, your tits appear to be weeping. Examine that.   Gretchen Mol in Sophie Theallet...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

Jesus, Mary and Oprah, what is WRONG with this girl? Julianne Hough attends the “Footloose” Nashville screening in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with Casadei shoes. Okay, fine. She’s in Nashville; it’s a CMT crowd; we get it. You wanna do the big hair and the...

We never thought we’d see the day when we’d be writing about the clothes worn at the premiere of Footloose. If someone had told us this 5 years ago, we’d have had them committed.   Kenny Wormald and Julliane Hough attend the premiere of “Footloose” Los...

Julianne Hough, we have a little advice for you. Julianne Hough at LA’s Promise 2011 Gala Honoring Ryan Seacrest in Hollywood, California in a Naeem Khan dress. Naeem Khan Resort 2012 Collection After Goldman Sachs is done with honoring Ryan Seacrest – the most WTF-y WTF...